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The Dr. Demento Show #03-18 - May 4, 2003

Special Topic: everything and nothing

Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun - Julie Brown
Cheerleaders On Drugs - Uncle Bonsai
Winning The War On Drugs - The Asylum Street Spankers

Happy Happy Joy Joy - John Kricfalusi & Chris Reccardi (from The Ren & Stimpy Show)
Ain't It A Beauty - Cliff Ferré w/ The Cafe Society Quintet
Keep Milking 'Til You're Done - Mylo Hatzenbuhler
Demented News With Whimsical Will

Pirates Of The Caribbean - The Jolly Garogers
William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
60 Dollar Duck - Lewie Wickham
A Loan Again, Naturally - Mylo Hatzenbuhler

George - Dolores Hawkins
Gramma's Dead - The Hillbilly Varmints
We Are Dead - Dale Gonyea
Calling In Dead (On Monday Morning) - The Jolly Garogers
Did You See That Thing? - The Vestibules

The Thing - Phil Harris
Strange Things In My Soup - Allan Sherman
Everything Reminds Me Of My Therapist - Nancy Tucker
Everything You Know Is Wrong - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Nothing (fade in) - The Fugs
Do Something - Helen Kane
The Smallest Thing Known To Man - Lorne Elliott
Wild Thing - Sam Kinison

#5 Evil Toucan Sam - Benjamin Edwards
#4 Wannabe A Slayer - the great Luke Ski f/ Chemele as "The Spike Girls"

#3 Demi Moore - Raymond & Scum
#2 Stealing Like A Hobbit - the great Luke Ski

#1 Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
next week: rock 'n' roll