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The Dr. Demento Show #03-49 - December 7, 2003

Special Topic: Christmas part 2/4

Holy Shit, It's Christmas - Red Peters
You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat - Heywood Banks f/ The Heylettes
A Christmas Carol (live) - Tom Lehrer
The Smell Of Christmas - John Saylor
Walking In My Winter Underwear (Winter Wonderland) - Stan Boreson & Doug Setterberg

Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
Coal - The Filucies
Crazy Christmas Tunes Medley - Mark O'Meara
Demented News With Whimsical Will

Walkin 'Round In Women's Underwear - The Fifth Inversion/Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
Christmas Time In Hell - Satan, The Dark Prince
Texas Chainsaw Christmas - Dr. Elmo
Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas - Jeff Foxworthy
Jungle Bells (brief excerpt) - Diane Gladden

Santa Claus Is Watching You (unedited 1962 original version) - Ray Stevens w/ The Merry Melody Singers
Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass - The Arrogant Worms
Santa's Lament - Father Guido Sarducci
Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy (brief excerpt) - Woody Phillips

Blue Christmas - Seymour Swine & The Squeelers
The Chipmunk Song - Canned Heat & The Chipmunks
Hunting Time - Rodney The Reindeer
Rudolph The Brown Nose Reindeer - Rudy & The Reindeer
Damn It, I'm Vixen - Brian Beathard Orchestra

It's So Chic To Be Pregnant At Christmas - Nancy White
Really Been Good This Year - Saffire, The Uppity Blues Women
Boob Job For Christmas - Virginia Kegel
Deck The Halls (brief excerpt) - Kitty Stallings, The Laughing Christmas Elf
Condoms For Christmas - Milo Bobbins & The Budget Boys
The Langston Christmas Letter - Tim Cavanagh

#5 Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Bob Rivers
#4 Merry Christmas You Suckers - Paddy Roberts

#3 Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire - Bob Rivers
#2 I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas (Hippo The Hero) - Gayla Peevey

#1 The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: Christmas part 3/4
in two weeks: Hanukkah hilarity