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The Dr. Demento Show #11-47 - November 19, 2011

Special Topic: Happy Thanksgiving (lots of songs about turkeys; some songs that really are turkeys - just a few of the worst records in all of the Demento archives)

Eat A One-Percenter - Sean Morey
Money Song - Monty Python
The Wall-Streeter - Jerry Hirsch
All Used Up - Utah Phillips
TSA Song - Johnny Walker
Grope Me Gently, Airport Security Guard - Larry Weaver
Creep, The Tragic Cockroach - The Roaches
Demented News With Whimsical Will

Math - Ookla The Mok
New Math (w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
The Subway Song (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
M.T.A. (The Boston Subway Song) - Will Holt
Subway - Tim Hawkins
Yellow Submarine - Milton Berle
Elevator - Cirque du So What?
Elevator - Tom Prescott
Trapped In An Elevator With A Mime - Pop Machine
Fart In An Elevator - Barry & The Bookbinders
Fart In An Elevator - KJV Presents
Le Internet Medley - The GAG Quartet
The Internet - J. P. Inc.

If You Want To Say Fuck, Say Fuck - Steve Goodie
Give You A Baby Song (live w/ intro) - Johnny Walker
Concept Of Conception - Sneaky Pete Rizzo
Pregnancy Is Strange - Carrie Dahlby
Burping The Baby - Cactus Pryor
Feet Up (Pat Him On The Po-Po) - Guy Mitchell
Someone Ate The Baby - Shel Silverstein

Turkey In De Straw - Silas Leachman
Tommy Turkey - Slant 6 & The Jumpstarts
Happy Thanksgiving - Adam Thorton
Aunt Betty's Thanksgiving Dinner - J. D. Bean
Soy Un Butterball - Perch Theatre
Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb - Allan Sherman
A Goose For My Girl - Benny Bell
The Thanksgiving Song - Adam Sandler

Eatin' Lotsa Turkey - Greg "Eggman" Moore
Eat Me - I'm A Turkey - Duke Tumatoe
The Turkey Song - Rankinstein
Turkey Killer - Joshua Smith
Ham For The Holidays - Lynn Julian
We Love Dessert (excerpt) - Ryann & Rori
Black Friday - from The Radio Adventures Of Dr. Floyd

Hey Nelda - Ned & Nelda (Frank Zappa & Ray Collins)
Impossible - Steve Allen
AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: Spot Tavern Bar Maid - Beulah
AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: Queen Of The Night - Florence Foster Jenkins
Have A Peanut Butter Sandwich - Art Paul Schlosser
Blind Man's Penis (Peace And Love) - Ramsey Kearney
Philosophy Of The World - The Shaggs
AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: Metal Machine Music - Lou Reed
Mistress Dread (excerpt) - Lou Reed/Metallica
Rocket Man (excerpt) - William Shatner
next week: 1989; top ten for November
in two weeks: Christmas part 1; tribute to the late Logan Whitehurst

Bonus Tracks:
Where's The Turkey - Uncle Jim
Turkey Dinner - Hoodoo Gurus