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The Dr. Demento Show #13-29 - July 20, 2013

Special Topic: vegetables (and a few fruits for good measure)

The Guy On TV Is Not Happy (2013 Version) - Tony Goldmark
Smoke Two Joints - The Toyes
On Top Of Spaghetti - Tom Glazer & The Do-Re-Mi Children's Chorus
The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song - Allan Sherman
Disco Duck (Part 1) - Rick Dees & His Cast of Idiots
Punk Polka - The Toons
Colonoscopy - Denny Brownlee
Working Where The Sun Don't Shine - Bowser & Blue
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Makeshift Vagina - Bonecage

Brownie Batter And Oatmeal Tea - The Donzo Bog Band
Butt Floss Girl - Project Sisyphus
She Don't Use Jelly - The Flaming Lips
Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl - The Barbarians
Wig City - My Son The Bum

Who's On First - The Credibility Gap
Honeymooners Rap - Joe Piscopo (w/ Eddie Murphy & D.S.T.)
Shakespeare Rap - Open Season
Murder Was The Play - Flat 29
Mr. Raven - MC Lars

Vegetables - Jan & Dean
1930s produce vendor - from "Street Cries of Charleston"
Life In The Slaw Lane - Kip Addotta
1930s produce vendor (brief excerpt) - from "Street Cries of Charleston"
I Never Harmed An Onion (So Why Should They Make Me Cry?) - Steve Allen & His Orchestra
Rutabaga Boogie - Paul Shelasky & His Musical Zombies
I'm Going To Bring A Watermelon To My Girl Tonight - The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

My Vegetarian Friend - Flat 29
Down With V.E.G. - The Amazing Onionheads
Hitler Was A Vegetarian - Joel Mabus
Carrot Juice Is Murder - The Arrogant Worms
Killed By A Coconut - Bob Gibson (w/ Shel Silverstein)

Beans - The Funnyboners
Beans - Bo Carter
I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones - Hoosier Hot Shots
Yes! We Have No Bananas - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
My Wife Left Town With A Banana - Carlos Borzenie, Sr.
30,000 Pounds Of Bananas - Harry Chapin
next week: the top ten for July