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The Dr. Demento Show #13-50 - December 14, 2013

Special Topic: the second of our three all-holiday shows for 2013

Another Christmas Song - Stephen Colbert
Merry Christmas You Suckers - Paddy Roberts
You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch - The Misfits
Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight) - Ramones (Joey Ramone)
I Saw Mother Kissing Krampus - Gallows Humor
Christmas Goose - Stan Boreson & Doug Setterberg
Christmas Balls - Ben Light & His Surf Club Boys
Demented News With Whimsical Will

A Ukulele For Christmas - Ukulele Lee
Dear Santa - Sean Morey
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas (Hippo The Hero) - Gayla Peevey
I'd Like To Have An Elephant For Christmas - Hank Thompson
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - Danny Kaye & The Andrews Sisters
Can You Fix The Way I Talk For Christmas - Vincent & Pesci
Miley Christmas - Robert Lund
Deck The Halls - Dave & Brian
A Daddy's Christmas - Albert Brooks & Little Kristi
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas (background only) - Jim "Kimo" West

Dashing Through The Store - Peter J. Palmer
Don't Be A Jerk This Christmas - Lego Spongebob
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - The Fab Four
The Night Johnny Thunders Saved Christmas - Television City

Dominick The Donkey (The Italian Christmas Donkey) - Lou Monte
Hooves On The Roof - Nick Lowe
Huntin' For Rudolph - Buck Hunter & The Boys
Duck The Halls - The Robertsons
Baby Sittin' Santa - Barry Richards
I Was Santa Claus At The School House (For The P.T.A.) (edit) - Yogi Yorgesson w/ Johnny Duffy & The Scandahoovians
Nuttin' For Christmas - Stan Freberg
I Saw The TSA Pat Down Santa Claus - Eggman
Cocktails With Santa - Richard Cheese f/ Max Koch
Santa, I've Been Naughty - Gretchen Wilson
I've Got Some Presents For Santa - Sarah Taylor & Bill Mumy
Happy Xmas (War Is Over) (background only) - Orchestra Filarmonica Giovanile Citta de Ventimiglia

It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year - Bob Rivers
I Want A Blow Up Doll For Christmas - Arnie Aardvark
It's So Chic To Be Pregnant At Christmas - Nancy White
Hey Daddy - Billy Beau
Just A Toy - Annette Funicello
A Totally Ridiculous 12 Days Of Christmas - Frank Welker
next week: wrap up our Christmas trilogy

Bonus Tracks (Adults Only!):
Merry F#%$in' Christmas (uncensored) - Denis Leary
Fuck Santa - Denis Leary
Fuck Christmas - Eric Idle
Rudolph The Blood Soaked Reindeer - Phil Johnson & Roadside Attraction