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The Dr. Demento Show #16-50 - December 10, 2016

Special Topic: the first of our three all-holiday shows for 2016

Hallelujah Chorus (excerpt) - The Portsmouth Sinfonia
Pantomime: Everywhere It's Christmas (excerpt) - The Beatles
Holy Shit, It's Christmas - Red Peters
Jersey Christmas - Ben Rauch
The Chickens Are In The Chimes - Sascha Burland & The Skipjack Choir w/ Mason Adams
Hey Frickin' Nonny - Tom Smith
Ho Ho Ho (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas) - Elton John
Demented News With Whimsical Will

Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town - Eddie Cantor
Santa Claus Hides In The Phonograph (edit) - Ernest Hare
Baby Sittin' Santa - Barry Richards
Santa Claus Is Watching You (unedited 1962 original version) - Ray Stevens w/ The Merry Melody Singers
I Am Santa Claus - The Hot Buttered Elves/Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
Santa Claus For President (excerpt) - Swing And Sway With Sammy Kaye

I Was Santa Claus At The School House (For The P.T.A.) (edit) - Yogi Yorgesson w/ Johnny Duffy & The Scandahoovians
I'm Gonna Put Some Glue Around The Christmas Tree - Joel Grey
(I Wanna Go) Surfin' With Santa! - The Hollyberries
Santa And The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley
Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass - The Arrogant Worms
You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat - Heywood Banks f/ The Heylettes
Nuttin' For Christmas - Stan Freberg
The Krampus Song - The Chardon Polka Band

The Smell Of Christmas - John Saylor
The 12 Days Of Christmas (studio version) - Straight No Chaser
Christmas Island - Petty Booka
North Pole TSA Screening - Eggman
Walkin 'Round In Women's Underwear - The Fifth Inversion/Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
(marimba music) (background only) - Michael Charles Smith
Johnny, It's Cold Outside - John Schneider & Tom Wopat
Christmas Balls - Ben Light & His Surf Club Boys

Wreck The Malls - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
I Want A Toy From China For Christmas - Barry Mitchell
I Want A Television Christmas - Mindy Carson
I Want A Part Time Girl For Christmas - Howie Nave
I Want An Alien For Christmas - Fountains Of Wayne
The Wrap Trap - Greg (Eggman) Moore
Chiron Beta Prime - Jonathan Coulton
Christmas at Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Merry Christmas You Suckers - Paddy Roberts
Here Comes Fatty Clause - Rudolph & The Gang
Santa Got A DWI - Sherwin Linton
I'll Be Drunk For Christmas - Curt Brash
I've Got Some Presents For Santa - Sarah Taylor & Bill Mumy
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Kip Addotta
A Totally Ridiculous 12 Days Of Christmas - Frank Welker
next week: another Christmas show
on Christmas Eve: another Christmas show; the festival of lights (the start of Hanukkah)