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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - March 11, 1973 (6p-10p)

OPENING: Sugar Blues - Clyde McCoy
Special Topic: Top Ten; featured artist Cab Calloway
Captain Hideous - Red Blanchard

Molasses Molasses - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Little Orley And The Bubble Gum - Uncle Lumpy Brannum
Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
How D'Ye Do And Shake Hands - Danny Kaye/Jimmy Durante/Groucho Marx/Jane Wyman

Everybody Wants To Hear My Fanny (brief in-studio parody performance) - Dr. Demento
My Baby's 3-D - Billy Ward & His Dominoes
I'm A Big Girl Now - Gertrude Niesen
Gimme (What You Promised Me) - Ruth Wallis
Michael's Market - Mad Man Michaels

Forty-Second St./You're Getting To Be A Habit With Me/Young And Healthy/Shuffle Off To Buffalo - Gene Kardos & His Orchestra f/ Dick Robertson
Calling All Cars - Four Aces
Riot In Cell Block #9 - The Robins
Brother Bill - The Honeyman

CONTEST: Send in your own version of "Pico And Sepulveda" because our copy is in hiding. We'll have a prize for the best live performance.
Jelly Roll's First Cousin - Norfolk Jazz Quartet
Cement Mixer - Slim Gaillard
Mama Let Me Lay It On You - Blind Boy Fuller
Hot Buttered Buns - What's Happening

Cocktails For Two - Slim Green
Clink, Clink, Another Drink - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Alcoholic Blues - Billy Murray
How Dry I Am - Benny Bell

Some Of These Days - Cab Calloway
Minnie The Moocher - Cab Calloway
Minnie The Moocher's Wedding Day - Cab Calloway
Kickin' The Gong Around - Cab Calloway

Reefer Man - Cab Calloway
One Big Union For Two (excerpt) - Cab Calloway
The Jumpin' Jive - Cab Calloway

Shake Your Can - Ida James
Mom (Can I Talk To You) - Jan Rhodes
A Night At Coffee Dan's (parts 1 & 2) - Frank Shaw

Ballyhoo - Eddie Cantor
The Pub With No Beer - Slim Dusty
Beer Beer Botla Beer - A. C. Ducey
Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition - Merry Macs

Blues Stay Away From Me - Delmore Brothers
The Bird On My Head - David Seville
Mechanical Man - Bent Bolt & The Nuts [record sticks at beginning]
The Lone Psychiatrist - Stan Freberg w/ Daws Butler

Chickery Chick - Swing And Sway With Sammy Kaye
Smoke, Smoke, Smoke (That Cigarette) - Tex Williams & His Western Caravan
Woody Woodpecker - Kay Kyser
Song Of The Woodpecker - Billy Mitchell
St. George And The Dragonet - Stan Freberg

Johnny Zero - Song Spinners
Johnny's Got A Yo Yo - Ruth Wallis
Story Of A Bar Mitzvah Boy - Sam Levenson
Nincompoops Have All The Fun - Yogi Yorgesson

I Wish I Were A Fairy - John Ryan
Split Level Head - Napoleon XIV
Wong Song - Larry Vincent & His Look Out Boys
Sam You Made The Pants Too Long - Vaughn Monroe f/ Ziggy Talent

Oozlin' Daddy Blues - Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys
When Lulu's Gone - The Bang Boys
Walkin' The Strings - Merle Travis
Travelin' Riverside - Robert Johnson

Dr. Demento Theme - The Persuasions
Baby Please Don't Go - Big Joe Williams
Cocaine Habit - Memphis Jug Band
Gimme That Wine - Lambert, Hendricks & Ross

#10 Civilization - Louis Prima
#9 William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

#8 Je T'Aime...Moi Non Plus - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg
#7 Everybody Wants My Fanny - Benny Bell
#6 Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis
#5 Hot Nuts (Buy 'Em From The Peanut Man) - Lil Johnson

#4 Delicious! - Jim Backus & Friend w/ Appleknocker & His Group
#3 Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#2 Big Ten Inch Record - Bull Moose Jackson
#1 Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
CLOSING: Sugar Blues - Clyde McCoy
next week: 20th anniversary of my record collection, I'll play some of the first records I ever collected