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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - December 16, 1973 (6p-10p)

Dr. Demento Theme - The Persuasions
Roll Your Leg Over #2 - Oscar Brand

Jeepers Creepers - Louis Armstrong
William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Down The Old Plank Road - Uncle Dave Macon

The Old Wooden Tub - Edgar A. Guest
Social Security - Marva Josie & Earl Fatha Hines
Rubber Duckie - Ernie (Jim Henson)
Quack Quack Donald Duck - Donald Duck
Duck's Yas Yas - Good Tone Banjo Boys (vocal Dan Wheetman & R Crumb)

Let's Toast The Bartender - Morrey Davidson
Hello DJ - Don Bowman
Hallelujah, I'm A Bum - Haywire Mac
Wabash Cannonball - Roy Acuff & His Crazy Tennesseeans

A Zoot Suit (For My Sunday Gal) - Kay Kyser & His Orchestra
Dancing My Fanny Around - Tiny Hill
The Girl At The Ironing Board - Joan Blondell
Anatole Of Paris - Danny Kaye

Big Bad John - Jimmy Dean
Sick Manny's Gym - Leo DeLyon & The Musclemen
Nature Boy - Nat King Cole
Serutan Yob (A Song For Backward Boys And Girls Under 40) - The Unnatural Seven

Football Blues - The Holy Modal Rounders
Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
The Bird On My Head - David Seville
Jingle Bells - The Singing Dogs
Let Me Play With Your Poodle - Tampa Red

Give Me A Ukulele And A Ukulele Baby And Leave The Rest To Me - National Male Quartet
Roumania, Roumania - Aaron Lebedeff
Sonny Boy - Jerry Colonna w/ Fud & The Fuddybears
I Can Never Eat Home Anymore - The Detergents

Moody's Mood For Love - King Pleasure
Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams (outtake) - Bing Crosby
That Cat Is High - Capt. Matchbox Whoopee Band
Snootful Of Snow - Allen & Grier
Cocaine Habit - Memphis Jug Band

The Bears - The Fastest Group Alive
Ballad Of Walter Wart (Brrriggett)/It's Warts On The Flip Side That Counts - The Thorndike Pickledish Choir
You Are So Rare To Me - The Three Haircuts

Francis The Talking Mule - Chill Wills
Telling My Troubles To A Mule - Bobby Breen
Let's Misbehave - Irving Aaronson & His Commanders
Hippety Hop - Allen & Grier

Down By The Station - Slim Gaillard & His Trio
The Night The Lights Stayed On In Pittsburgh - Credibility Gap
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania - Guy Mitchell
Are You A Turtle - George Gobel

Woody Woodpecker - The Sportsmen & Mel Blanc & His Original Woody Woodpecker Voice
Sarah Sittin' In A Shoe Shine Shop - Pearl Trio
Don't Give Me No Goose For Christmas Grandma - Korn Kobblers
Three Little Fishies (Itty Bitty Poo) - Spike Jones & The Band That Plays For Fun

Barnacle Bill The Sailor - Frank Luther
Popeye The Sailor Man - Billy Costello
Boogie - John Hartford
I Want You For Christmas - Mae Questel

Ten Little Bottles - Bert Williams
Clink, Clink, Another Drink - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
A Hole In The Bucket - Harry Belafonte & Odetta
Is This Any Way To Run An Airline? - Tom Paxton

#10 Theme From "Horse Feathers" - Harpo Marx
#9 Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
#8 Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis
#7 Redback On The Toilet Seat - Slim Newton

#6 A Clean Song - Oscar Brand
#5 I Owe A Lot To Iowa Pot - Jerry Samuels
#4 The Twelve Days Of Christmas - The Mushroom Tab. Choir
EXTRA: Monster's Holiday - Bobby (Boris) Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers

#3 Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren
EXTRA: In The Mood - Glenn Miller & His Orchestra
#2 Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun
EXTRA: I'll Be Glad When You're Dead You Rascal You - Sammy Davis Jr.
#1 Christmas Balls - Ben Light & His Surf Club Boys
CLOSING: Stars And Stripes Forever - Guckenheimer Sour Kraut Band