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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - April 14, 1974 (6p-10p)

That Last Home Run - McKinley Mitchell w/ Willie Dixon's Chicago Blues All-Stars

I Wanna Hot Dog For My Roll - Butterbeans & Susie
I Want A Bowlegged Woman - Bull Moose Jackson
Peter Cottontail - Gene Autry

Ninety Cents Butter - Oscar Brand
Hot Dog Blues - Jesse Rodgers
Plastic Jesus - Gold Coast Singers
Highly Illogical - Leonard Nimoy

Some Little Bug - Roy Atwell
Little Red Riding Hood - Roy Atwell
Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny? - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Rabbit Hash - Billy Golden

Fifty Million Frenchmen Can't Be Wrong - Sophie Tucker/Miff Mole
I'm No Angel (w/ intro & outro) - Mae West
Francis, The Talking Mule - Chill Wills
The Egg Laying Contest - Yogi Yorgesson

New Hope Blues - George Winston

Everybody Wants My Fanny - Benny Bell

Come On-a My House - William Saroyan/Ross Bagdasarian
Hell's Bells - Art Kassel & Kassels-in-the-Air
Tia Juana - Smith Ballew (w/ Dr. Demento v/o)
Oh What We Grow Down In Old Mexico - Crown City Four
Spanish Weed - Don Bowman
In Russia - Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band

Chevrolet Six - Frank Hutchison
Tobacco auction
Auctioneer - Leroy Van Dyke
Money - Mel Blanc
It's In The Book (part 2) - Johnny Standley

You've Got To Be Modernistic - James P. Johnson
Everybody Step - Cliff Edwards
How To Learn To Tap Dance - Cliff Nazarro (Jack Benny's Doubletalker)

CONTEST: What very famous 1956 Broadway musical comedy featured Stanley Holloway? Correct answer wins a copy of Stanley Holloway album with this record on it. (Answer: My Fair Lady)
The Lion And Albert - Stanley Holloway
Frankie And Johnnie - Frank Crumit
Friendship - Kay Kyser
The Wise Little Hen - Raymond Paige & His Orchestra

Handful Of Keys - Fats Waller

You Can't Get A Man With A Gun - Betty Hutton
Ain't We Crazy - Haywire Mac

Kicking The Gong Around - Cab Calloway & His Orchestra
Hong Kong Blues - Hoagy Carmichael
Cable Car Concerto - Glen Hurlburt & Greg McRitchie
Freeway Song - The Other Singers

Monkey Doodle Doo (w/ intro) - Cocoanuts soundtrack
Monkey And The Baboon - Lonnie Johnson & Spencer Williams
A Song With A Peel - Spike Jones Jr.
Monkey Doodle Doo - Victor Light Opera/Billy Murray
Ape Call - Nervous Norvus [started at 33 1/3 rpm instead of 45 rpm]

Merry Minuet - The Kingston Trio
We Will All Go Together When We Go (live) - Tom Lehrer
Zilch - The Monkees
Nixon's The One - Vic Caesar
Franklin Roosevelt's Back Again - Bill Cox & Cliff Hobbs

Where Did Robinson Crusoe Go With Friday On Saturday Night - Ian Whitcomb

The Doctor's Philosopher - Eddie Lawrence
She's Goin' Bald - The Beach Boys
Think You Need A Shot - Walter Davis
My Doctor (w/ intro) - Bruz Fletcher
Jesus Christ, Football Star - Martin Mull

#10 Loving You Has Made Me Bananas - Guy Marks
#9 The Ballad Of Irving - Frank Gallop
#8 Split Level Head - Napoleon XIV
#7 The Vatican Rag (w/ brief intro) - Tom Lehrer

#6 Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#5 Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
#4 Hello D.J. - Don Bowman
#3 The Ballad Of Ben Gay - Ben Gay
EXTRA: Diddie Wa Diddie - Blind Blake

#2 Eleanor Rigby - Doodles Weaver
#1 The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy [started at 45 rpm instead of 33 1/3 rpm, then restarted]
Big Red train sfx
CLOSING: America Drinks And Goes Home - The Mothers Of Invention