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The Dr. Demento Show #32 - February 9, 1975

Seven Old Ladies Locked In A Lavatory - Oscar Brand
The Twister - Wallace Exercise Record
Too Fat Polka (I Don't Want Her) (You Can Have Her) (She's Too Fat For Me) - Arthur Godfrey & The Too Fat Trio
Etiquette Song - Morrison & Reeves

Sarah - Larry Vincent & The Pearl Boys
Sarah Jane - Jazz Gillum
Stationery Type Song - Abe Burrows
The Secretary Song - Helen Carroll & The Satisfiers

Timothy - The Buoys

The Pizza Song - Dick Biondi
The Spaghetti Song - John Ryan
Pastafazoola - The Happiness Boys
My Brudda Sylvest (excerpt) - John Ryan

Gooey Duck Song - Pierymplezak
Turkish Delight (parts 1 & 2) - Ray Noble/Bobbie Comber
John And Marsha - Stan Freberg

Dirty Old Man - The Fugs
Little Learners Song

Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis
The Wet Pants Club - Oscar Brand
Letters segment
Brown Shoes Don't Make It - The Mothers Of Invention

#10 Rats In My Room - Leona Anderson
#9 Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor (On The Bedpost Over Night) - Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group

#8 Cigareetes, Whuskey, And Wild, Wild Women - Red Ingle & The Natural Seven
#7 Martian Hop - The Ran-Dells

#6 The Masochism Tango (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
#5 The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati (missing spoken outro) - Possum
#4 Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks

Shaving Cream (one verse sent in by listener; live in studio) - Dr. Demento
#3 Shaving Cream - Paul Wynn
The OKeh Laughing Record - anonymous/The Jones Laughing Record - Spike Jones & His City Slickers (played simultaneously)
#2 Big Bruce - Steve Greenberg
EXTRA: I'm A Cranky Old Yank In A Clanky Old Tank - Bing Crosby

#1 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV