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The Dr. Demento Show #68 - November 16, 1975

Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
Miss Anne Elk - Monty Python

Transfusion - Nervous Norvus
Blood On The Saddle - Tex Ritter
Red Silk Stockings And Green Perfume - Sammy Kaye & Don Cornell
Dinner With Drac (Part 1) - John Zacherle "The Cool Ghoul"

The Ying Tong Song - The Goons
The Wong Song - Larry Vincent

The Trouble With Harry - Alfi & Harry
Hold Tight (Want Some Seafood, Mama) - Fats Waller
Mother Goose's Wine - National Lampoon
Gentry's Gin - Doodles Weaver

Chew Tobacco Rag - Spade Cooley
My Old Flame - Spike Jones & His City Slickers f/ Paul Judson & Paul Frees
Hooray, Hooray, I'm Goin' Away - Beatrice Kay
? (brief excerpt of record sticking) - ?
The Broken Record (excerpt) - Dolly Dawn & Her Dawn Patrol

Be Prepared (original studio version) - Tom Lehrer
The Purple People Eater Meets The Witch Doctor - The Big Bopper

Mama Will Bark - Frank Sinatra & Dagmar
Long John Blues - Dinah Washington w/ Cootie Williams' Orchestra
The Cable Car Concerto - Glen Hurlburt
No News, Or, What Killed The Dog - Nat M. Wills

The Little Blue Man - Betty Johnson
I Live In A Split Level Head - Napoleon XIV
You Went The Wrong Way, Old King Louie - Allan Sherman

The Crusher - The Novas

I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat - Mel Blanc
Slopposition - Walt Kelly (vocal by Bob Miller)
#5 Say Guy, Ya Wanna Boogie - Sgt. Charts & His Teenage Zombies
#4 The Ballad Of Irving ("schlepping" version) - Frank Gallop

#3 Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny? - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Third Most Demented City - New Orleans, Louisiana: (with help from Metairie) Way Down Yonder In New Orleans - Ray Noble & His Orchestra
Second Most Demented City - St. Louis, Missouri: St. Louis Blues - Ray Noble & His Orchestra w/ Al Bowlly
Most Demented City - Austin, Texas: Brownie Special - Milton Brown
#2 Shaving Cream - Benny Bell
EXTRA: The Hunting Song (original studio version) - Tom Lehrer

#1 Spam - Monty Python

[transcribed by Annie Sattler; thanks to Mike Kieffer for supplying the playlist]