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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - December 14, 1975 (7p-11p)

Santa Jaws - Homemade Theatre
Jollity Farm - The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
Pet Shop - Monty Python
Hawaiian War Chant (Ta-Hu-Wa-Hu-Wai) - Spike Jones & His Wacky Wakakians

Crazy People - Cliff Edwards
Merry Go Round (UCLA version) - Wild Man Fischer
Tibetan Memory Trick (w/ intro) - Flo & Eddie
Laughing Gnome - David Bowie

Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
Green Chri$tma$ - Stan Freberg
Swinging Them Jingle Bells - Fats Waller

Cecil, The Unwanted French Fry - Soul Setters
I Wanna Hot Dog For My Roll - Butterbeans & Susie
Taurus Rising - Homesick John O'Leary
Snatch And Grab It - Julia Lee & Her Boy Friends

Dirty Love - The Mothers
Railroad Hour: Down By The Station - Tommy Dorsey & His Orchestra

Are You For Real - Jerry Lewis (Child Star)
Cheese Shop - Monty Python
I Like Stinky Cheese - Two Ton Baker
Stash City High School - Mathis & Hillyer

Black Bottom - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Luke The Spook - Sheb Wooley
Slot Car Sickie - Flamoligeon

Uncle Mistletoe - Eddy Howard
Yingle Bells - Yogi Yorgesson
Wreck The Halls - The Three Stooges
The Wrong Way To Celebrate Christmas - Rev. Edward Clayborn, The Guitar Evangelist
Jingle Bells (excerpt) - Joseph Byrd
Sugar Blues (1935 version) - Clyde McCoy
Gumball Wizard - Brad Stanfield
Life Is A Hot Fudge Sundae - Jose Jimenez

Take Your Girlie To The Movies - Ian Whitcomb & Crystal Palace
Boeby Beer - Mad Ave Records
Humoresque - Benny Bell
Tennessee Bird Walk - Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan

A Little Marijuana - Angelo Povance & Pounds Of Sound

Stop Your Ticklin' Jock - Sir Harry Lauder
My Secret - Peter Alsop
She Taught Me How To Yodel - Rod Erickson

They're Here - Boots Walker
Martian March (album version) - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
Flight Of The Saucer - Lyle Griffin/Lord Richard Buckley
Take A Whiff On Me (Prison recording) - Leadbelly
Snootful Of Snow - Allen & Grier
Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope - Martin Mull

Open Up That Door, Hiram - Prairie Ramblers
Beans - Funnyboners

Modern Design - Swing And Sway With Sammy Kaye (w/ sound effects v/o by Dr. D w/ Captain Chaos & Jungle Judy in middle)
Alley Oop - The Hollywood Argyles
Zabadak - Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich

I'm The Slime - The Mothers
The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas - Allan Sherman
Santa, Gimme Some Zits - Brad Stanfield
All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

#10 Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#9 Hot Dog Boogie - Don Charles Presents The Singing Dogs

#8 Rosie Don't Bang On The Piano - Cliff Ferre
Rosie Don't Bang On The Piano (brief in-studio performance) - Captain Chaos & Jungle Judy
#7 Pinto Pony - Oscar Brand

#6 Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
#5 Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun
#4 Spam - Monty Python [backed up and replayed at beginning]
#3 Waffle Whiffer - Brad Stanfield

#2 Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx

#1 Je T'Aime (Moi Non Plus) - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg
next week: our merry Christmas show
in two weeks: new year's top 50 (the 50 most requested demented discs of the year)