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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - February 5, 1978 (6p-10p)

50 Ways To Beat Your Lover - Guy Gilbert & Jeff Doucette
The Masochism Tango (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer

That Acapulco Gold - Rainy Daze
Marahuana - Dave Harman
Light Up - Barney Bigard
I Want A Diamond In My Belly Button - Libbie Jo Snyder
Too Fat Polka - Arthur Godfrey

The Night The Lights Stayed On In Pittsburgh - The Credibility Gap
Sinister Lunchmeat - Dr. ZinGRR
Colorado Kool-Aid - Johnny Paycheck
Oh Roscoe - Cliff "Red" Stanley
Mysterious Mose - The Radio All-Star Novelty Orchestra

The Guy With The Voodoo - Fletcher Peck
King Tut - Damaskas
The Mummy - Bob McFadden & Dor
Help! (brief excerpts) - The Beatles/Peter Sellers (The Master Singers)
20th Century Rag - Billy Murray

Blues, 20th Century Blues - Lily Tomlin
2,015-Year-Old Man - National Lampoon
You Went The Wrong Way, Old King Louie - Allan Sherman

Go To The Mardi Gras - Professor Longhair
Quark Strangeness And Charm - Hawkwind
Cocaine - Dan Van Ronk
(Ghost) Riders In The Sky - Vaughn Monroe

You Can't Judge A Book By Its Hair - The Credibility Gap
I'm Gonna Keep My Hair Parted - Washboard Sam
Adventures In Dementia I (edit) - Ken Adams & Joanne Telerico
Pastafazoola - Van & Schenck
Beans - The Funnyboners

Woody Woodpecker - The Sportsmen & Mel Blanc
American Travesty - Timothy L. Marsh
Obese Man - Ladmo Trio
Long Tall People - Randy Nubile
Tall People - Wee Willie Small & The Little Band

The Blue Danube - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Song Of The Sewer - Art Carney
A European Speaks Up For The U.S. - Father Guido Sarducci
Political Science - Randy Newman
Amy's Answering Service (brief accidental excerpt) - Alison Arngrim

Dead Puppies (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
Amy's Answering Service - Alison Arngrim
Secret Service - Vicki Belmonte
Shotgun Boogie - Tennessee Ernie
Smoke, Smoke, Smoke - Tom Bresh
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On The Bedpost Over Night)? - Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group
Little Orley And The Bubble Gum - Uncle Lumpy
Terror - Devon Marlin Henderson
We Will All Go Together When We Go (studio version) - Tom Lehrer

Covina - Billy Barnes' L.A.
What'd They Do To Old L.A. - Rubber Band
Hesperia - F. X. McDonald Jr.
Pico And Sepulveda Story - Bob Mitchell
Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra [replayed after a short bit due to glitch at beginning]

The Bullfrog Hop - Nervous Norvus
#10 Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
#9 Chaos (Part I) - Arbogast & Ross
Love Hurts (brief altered excerpt) - Nazareth
#9 Chaos (Part II) - Arbogast & Ross

#8 The Ballad Of Irving ("schlepping" version) - Frank Gallop
Inner Limits sketch (live in studio) - Radio Free Mime & Dr. Demento
#7 Making Love In A Subaru - Damaskas
#6 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie

Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
#5 I Owe A Lot To Iowa Pot - Jerry Samuels
#4 The Ballad Of Ben Gay - Ben Gay & The Silly Savages

#3 Mah-na Mah-na - The Muppets
#2 Star Trip - Congress Of Wonders
#1 Frosty The Dope Man - Marc Zydiak