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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - July 16, 1978 (6p-10p)

Special Topic: a personal visit right here to our KMET studios from the great Ruth Wallis
My Name Is Damaskas (brief in-studio performance) - Damaskas [sung during opening]

Mad Dogs And Englishmen - Noel Coward
Streakin' U.S.A. - Harry Hepcat & His Boogie Woogie Boys

Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
In Heaven There Is No Beer - Clean Living
Under The Anheuser Bush (excerpt) - Billy Murray
Zumelweiss Song - anonymous
Beer, Beer Bottla Beer - A. C. Ducey

Show It At The Beach - Shel Silverstein
Diet Song - Shel Silverstein
Steak And Potatoes (excerpt) - Chick Bullock
Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb - Allan Sherman
Rutabaga Boogie - Paul Shelasky

Doggy Doo - Steve Wahl
Tiptoe Through The Tulips With Me - The New Christy Minstrels
Beam Me Up, Scotty - Terry McGovern
Nasal Retentive Calliope Music/Let's Make The Water Turn Black - The Mothers Of Invention
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On The Bedpost Over Night)? - Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group
Yellow Submarine - Milton Berle

You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie - Allan Sherman
Herbert The Pervert - Damaskas

The Battle Of Kookamonga - Homer & Jethro
A Talk With The Doc - Chris Bay & His Trusty Turntable & Terrific Tape Deck
Let's Make Lust - Jay Condom
Everyone Says I Love You/Collegiate - The Marx Brothers

Football - Eric Idle & Neil Innes
Jesus Christ Football Star - Martin Mull
Men - Mae West
Men (w/o most of intro) - Martin Mull
Waitin' For Jane - Eddie "Rochester" Anderson

California Summertime - Lance Romance
Schlock Rod - Jan & Dean
I Smell Like 90 Weight - Jef Jaisun
Dance Of The Hours - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

? - ?
Hot Rod Race - Arkie Shibley & His Mountain Dew Boys
Hot Rod Lincoln - Charlie Ryan

Ruth Wallis (live in studio)

Harry The Hairy Ape - Ray Stevens
Peanut Butter Sandwich - Shel Silverstein
I Like Bananas, Because They Have No Bones - Hoosier Hot Shots

Granny Won't You Smoke Some Marijuana? - John Hartford
The Smoke-Off - Shel Silverstein
I Heard - The Mills Brothers

Is That All There Is? - J. S. Bork
#10 Don't Spray It - Gly Cooper & John Cardin

#9 Frosty The Dope Man - Marc Zydiac
#8 The Mummy - Bob McFadden & Dor
#7 My Name Is Larry (w/ intro) - Wild Man Fischer
My Name Is Damaskas (brief in-studio performance) - Damaskas
Jimmy Durante (brief accidental excerpt) - Wild Man Fischer

#6 Locked In The Closet With You - Sulu
#5 Time Warp - Rocky Horror Picture Show
EXTRA: I Get High By Going Down - The Barefoot Man
#4 The Ballad Of Ben Gay - Ben Gay & The Silly Savages

#3 Big Ten-Inch Record - Moose Jackson
EXTRA: Another Puff - Jerry Reed
#2 Making Love In A Subaru - Damaskas
EXTRA: I Believe In Bugs - Ivor Cutler
#1 Titties And Beer - Frank Zappa