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playlist courtesy of The Dr. Demento Show

The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - April 22, 1979 (6p-10p)

You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie - Allan Sherman
On The Air - Carroll Gibbons & Matt Malneck
When It's Night Time In Italy It's Wednesday Over Here - Lou Holtz

Hospitality Blues - Doug Harrell
Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport - Rolf Harris
Three Drunk Newts - Barnes & Barnes

Transistorized Sweetheart - Hello Cheeky
Horrible Breath - Fresh
The Drunkard - The Thrillers
The Drunken Driver - Molly O'Day
Was I? - Sid Peltyn

Ernie, The Fastest Milkman In The West - Benny Hill
The Man Who Comes Around - Will Osborne

Wouldst Could I But Kiss Thy Hand. Oh Babe - Will Osborne
Rub A Dub Dub - Meri Wilson

Hymn To Cockroaches - Hello Cheeky
Cockroaches On Parade - Harry Waller
Brown Bag Blues - J.C. & Brown Bag Blues Band

Beans - Three Shif'less Skonks
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes - Lewis Lee
Chloe - Truett & George
Chloe - Singing Sophomores
Chloe (radio version) - Spike Jones

I'm Gonna Keep My Hair Parted - Washboard Sam
Candy Man Blues - Mississippi John Hurt
A Policeman's Life - Danny Kaye
Little Blue Riding Hood - Stan Freberg

Fat Man's Prayer - Victor Buono
One Meat Ball - Jimmy Savo
The Pizza's Revenge - Bruce Popka

Yes, We Have No Bananas - Billy Jones

30,000 Pounds Of Bananas - Harry Chapin
Clip Clop - Barnes & Barnes

My Bicycle Tillie - Bill Samuels
Rollin' On Our Roller Skates - George Olsen
Hand Me Down My Jogging Shoes - Tom Paxton
Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer

April Showers - Doodles Weaver
Buffalo - Milton Berle
Countdown For Meltdown - Isotopes
My Pink Half Of The Drainpipe - The Bonzo Dog Band
Baby Snakes - Frank Zappa
Making A Commercial - Benny Hill
The Bumblebee Invaded The Nudist Colony - Billy Mitchell
Dollar A Gallon - Ned Wreck
Trains - Reginald Gardiner
Hyena Stomp - Jelly Roll Morton & His Red Hot Peppers

#10 Buying A Bed - Monty Python
EXTRA: The Grunt Song - Cliffie Stone

#9 How Much Is That Doggie In The Casket? - Meyer & Drake
#8 Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
#7 Earache My Eye Featuring Alice Bowie - Cheech & Chong
EXTRA: Hold Tight (Want Some Sea Food, Mama) - Fats Waller
#6 High School Gymn - Barnes, Barnes & SuLu

#5 Frosty The Dope Man - Marc Zydiak
Three Drunk News (brief accidental excerpt) - Barnes & Barnes [played during opening of below] EXTRA: Show It At The Beach - Shel Silverstein
#4 Three Drunk Newts - Barnes & Barnes

#3 Who's On First - Abbott & Costello
EXTRA: Third Base Bag - Ron Cey
#2 Dancin' Fool - Frank Zappa
#1 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
next week: a time warp tour through the history of dance music
in the future: interviewing Lenny & Squiggy and many other famous stars of dementia