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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - December 9, 1979 (6p-10p)

Rosie Don't Bang On The Piano - Cliff Ferre
Beam Me Up, Scotty - Terry McGovern

Grimmest Time Of The Year - Devon
Nuttin' For Christmas - Stan Freberg
Telephone Man - Meri Wilson
Dirty Old Man - Jim Backus

Daddy's Money - Ogden Edsl
Thank God I'm A Rich Kid (live on KMET 3-5-78) - Ogden Edsl
Money - Flying Lizards
Alphabet Song - Three Stooges
Vowels - Dangling Participles

2001 - Temple City Kazoo Band
2001 - Trumpeting Fool
2001 Polkas - Martin Mull
Dance Of The Hours - Spike Jones
Beverly Hills Blues Festival - The Rhino Bros.
Cinderella - Jack Ross
Funny 30 Say In Funky Beat In A Car - Tom Rod
Q-5 Piano Tune - Spike Milligan

Time And Space (from A Child's Garden Of Grass) - Ron Jacobs
Let's Make Lust - Jay Condom
The Day They Busted Santa Claus - Paul T. Morris & The White Mountain Express

Twilight Bone - Flamoligeon
The Biggest Parakeets In Town - Jud Strunk
I'm Gonna Keep My Hair Parted - Washboard Sam
Please, Betty Jane - The Dellwoods

Snails And Slugs - David Little
Pastafazoola - Six Jumping Jacks
El Pizza - Dudley
Tale Of The Cheese - Murray K. Hill

Copycat Game #6 - Damaskas

Ode To Gary Coleman - E. Joseph Williams
Jonah And The Whale - Lord Buckley

Louise - Cheeks
Dead Frogs - Howard Letofsky/Debbie Fairbanks

Lumanian Love Song - Barnes & Barnes
Christmas Tree Song - Larry Vincent
How Can Santa Claus Come To Puerto Rico - Ricky Vera
Santa Claus Is Dead - Eight Bay Bus

My Home Town (live) - Tom Lehrer
Jollity Farm - Jack Payne
Down At Greasy Lee's - Mike McCollum & His Blues Band
Plexiglas Toilet - Styx

Ayatollah Not To Come - Steve Crowley
How Many Times Have Ayatollah - Asylum Band
Give Us Back Our Hostages - Bondage
He Ate Too Many Jelly Donuts - Rick Dees & His Cast Of Idiots
I'm The Slime - Frank Zappa
Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Got No Blues - Louis Armstrong & His Hot Five

Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: China Boy - McKenzie & Condon's Chicagoans
#10 Purple People Eater Meets The Witch Doctor - The Big Bopper

#9 Beepies And Beer - Frank Zappa
#8 Moose Turd Pie - Utah Phillips
#7 Linoleum - Barnes & Barnes

#6 Locked In The Closet With You - SuLu
#5 Sex And Drugs And Rock And Roll - Ian Dury
EXTRA: Whatcha Gonna Do - Susie & The Seashells

#4 Frosty The Dope Man - Marc Zydiak
EXTRA: Ernest - Skip Woolwine
#3 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
#2 Mr. Bill - Meyer & Drake
EXTRA: My Old Man - The Smothers Brothers
#1 Ayatollah - Steve Dahl & Teenage Radiation
next week: a special conversation with Harry Shearer
in two weeks: trim a tree with Dr. D, the Christmas spectacular
in three weeks: the top 50 for 1979