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playlist courtesy of The Dr. Demento Show

The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - August 9, 1981

The Ratings - Mick Gwynne & The Pettycoats [played before opening]
Tele-Vee-Shun - Stan Freberg [played before opening]
Poisoning Pigeons In The Park - Tom Lehrer
Japanese Banana - David Seville
Nagasaki (excerpt) - Frank Crumit/Nat Shilkret
We Got The Neutron Bomb (excerpt) - Weirdos
Old Man Atom (excerpt) - Sam Hinton
Buy American - Ron Ross

Peter The Meter Reader - Meri Wilson
New Rubbin' On The Darned Old Thing - Oscar's Chicago Swingers
Sixpence - The Escorts
Once Upon A Nickel - Ray Bolger & Ethel Merman

The Medfly Stomp - J. Eric Freedner
Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport - Rolf Harris
The Rat - Glenn Greasby
Intoxicated Rat - Doc Watson
Drunk - Jimmy Liggins
Animal Song - King Perry & The Pied Pipers
Old Sow Song - Sharon, Lois & Bram
Old Sow Song - Cyril Smith/Rudy Vallee
Mongoloid - Devo

It's A Really Hard Life To Live In Beverly Hills When You're Writin' Country Music All Day - Michael Kupcha
East L.A. - Bob Arlin
British Rock Invasion 1964 - Richard Berberian
Pop Hates The Beatles - Allan Sherman

What's The Use Of Getting Sober - Joe Jackson
A Drop Of The Hard Stuff - Peter Sellers
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Ain't It Grand To Be Bloomin' Well Dead - Primo Scala

Inflationary Language - Victor Borge
If I Had A Noseful Of Nickels - Lou Carter
Cocaine Habit Blues - Memphis Jug Band
Cocaine Bill And Morphine Sue - Blazers
Sex And Drugs And Rock And Roll - Ian Dury
Framed - Cheech & Chong

The Prep Step (excerpt) - Jesse Stafford
The Varsity Drag (excerpt) - George Olsen
Collegiate (excerpt) - Joe Fingers Carr
Let's Do Something Cheap And Superficial - Burt Reynolds
Turning Japanese - Vapors

Son Of Irving - Frank Gallop
Masculine Women, Feminine Men - Frank Harris
I'd Rather Be A Woman Than A Man - Ronald Frankau
My Voice Is Changing - Jack Clement
I Got A Camera - Wild Man Fischer

Bomb In The Mail - Bob Tumbasco
The Tomato Vendetta - Mason Williams
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes - Lewis Lee
Call Any Vegetable - The Mothers Of Invention
They Go Wild Over Me - Tune Wranglers
Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Blues From The Everglades - Thomas Morris Hot Babies

#10 Kinko The Clown - Ogden Edsl
#9 Quaaludes Again - Shel Silverstein
#8 Super-Duper Man - Dickie Goodman
#7 The Birds And The Bees - Rowan & Martin
#6 It's Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature - Dan Murphy
#5 Psycho Chicken - Fools
#4 Too Young To Date - D-Day
#3 Marty Feldman Eyes - Bruce "Baby Man" Baum
#2 I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#1 Another One Rides The Bus - "Weird Al" Yankovic