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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - April 18, 1982 (6p-10p)

Special Topic: railroad hour (train songs)
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me (Than A Frontal Lobotomy) - Randy Hanzlick, M.D. (Dr. Rock)
Teenage Lobotomy - Ramones

Space Invaders - Uncle Vic
Maniac Vs. Brainiac - Marc Wirtz
Can't Get My Motor To Start - Nick Mason's Ficticious Sports
My Name Is Not Merv Griffin - Gary Muller

Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
Sidewalk Surfin' (1976 version) - Jan & Dean
Streakin' USA - Harry Hepcat
Spasticus Autisticus - Ian Dury
Beans In My Ears - The Serendipity Singers

Crazy 'Bout An Automobile (live) - Ry Cooder
Lullaby To A Spoiled Brat - Brothers-In-Law
Red Hot Hog Women From Mars - Space Cadet
Woodpecker - Jerry McCain
Surfin' Bird - Trashmen
Wor Shu Opp - No Laughing
No Anchovies Please - J. Geils Band

Tainted Love - Gloria Jones
Dirty Water - Standells

Kazoo'd On Klassics - Temple City Kazoo Orchestra
Disco Sucks - Chuck Wagon & The Wheels
The Rodeo Song - Showdown
Big Bad Bill Is Sweet William Now - Van Halen

The Swedish Western - Steve Lisenby
Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Bodine Brown - Purvis Pickett & The Punkabillies
Bridget The Midget - Ray Stevens

Spider Boy - The Chevys
Boris The Spider - The Who
Doggy Doo - Steve Wahl & The Hydrants
Sixpence - The Escorts
Shame And Scandal In The Family - Sir Lancelot
Kinky Sex - Bedlam

I'd Like To Be A Cow In Switzerland - Bob & Ray
Nuclear Waste - Tuff Darts [missing part of intro]

Bob Davis guest

Plastic Jesus - Gold Coast Singers
Religion And Politics (Dementia Royale version) - Scott Beach
Hooked On Henny - Henny Youngman
I Get Weird - John Christensen
California Boys - Green Wheels
Harvey And Sheila - Allan Sherman
Let X = X - Laurie Anderson

Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Rhythm King - Bix Beiderbecke & His Gang
#10 Cyclops - David Little
EXTRA: Video Games - The Toons

#9 Green Garden Hose #2 - Brother George Underbrush
#8 Happy Birthday - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#7 The Smoke-Off - Shel Silverstein
#6 Ayatollah - Steve Dahl
#5 Shock Treatment - Richard O'Brien
#4 Pac-Man Fever - Buckner & Garcia [sped up from 33 1/3 rpm to 45 rpm then 78 rpm at end]
#3 Nice - Ronald Vomit
#2 Take Off (album version) - Bob & Doug McKenzie
EXTRA: Pot Party - Teenage Rebellion soundtrack
#1 The Raspberry Song - The Goons