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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - February 13, 1983 (6p-10p)

Special Topic: Happy Valentine's Day (a special set every hour)
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow/Nanook Rubs It - Frank Zappa
Sit On My Face - Monty Python
Take Off Your Clothes - Peter Sarstedt
Love In Bloom - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Hot Nuts - Johnny Baltimore

Amazin' Man (w/ intro) - John Bird
Civilization - Ray McKinley
Redback On The Toilet Seat - Slim Newton
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me (Than A Frontal Lobotomy) - Randy Hanzlick, M.D. (Dr. Rock) [brief accidental excerpt during intro of below]
Party In My Pants - Barnes & Barnes

Dick, The Public Private Eye - Little Organ Andy
Little Blue Riding Hood - Stan Freberg
The Monkey - The Fabulous Thunderbirds
I Hate People - Willio & Phillio
I Love A Practical Joke - The Joker
My Telephone - Kit Watkins

Rock Me - Muddy Waters
Seduced - Leon Redbone

Hawaiian Croon Tune - Surrealist Foundation
Loving You Has Made Me Bananas - Guy Marks
You're Not The Only Oyster In The Stew - Fats Waller
Let Me Play With It - Hartman's Heartbreakers
Let's Do It - Noel Coward
Hey Nelda - Ned & Nelda
Chloe (radio station version) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Treat You Like A Lady - Count Floyd

Social Errors - Don Hinson
Break Wind - Dan Barnes
Punks Get Off The Grass - Edith Massey
Marijuana Munchies - Troy Walker
Fast Food - Stevens & Grdnic
In The Mood - Henhouse Five Plus Too

Pass The Kutchie - The Mighty Diamonds
Tuna Fish - Ed Seykota
Hamster Love - Big Daddy
Let Me Call You Sweetheart - Laurel & Hardy
Stingo Stungo - Vaughn DeLeath
I Love Lucy - Desi Arnaz

John And Marsha - Stan Freberg
Je T'Aime, Moi Non Plus - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg
Lung Cancer Lament - Randy Stonehill
Tumor - Fibonaccis

I Got A Code In My Dose - Rosetta Duncan
Oregon Territories - David Johnston
Go To The Mardi Gras - Professor Longhair
Free Mexican Airforce - Peter Rowan
Crunchy Water - Dweezil

Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: My Angeline - Mississippi Maulers
#10 I Love You 'Cause You're Fat - Rick Segall
#9 What Noise Annoys A Noisy Oyster - Neil Innes
#8 Disco Toilet - Hersh & Chipkin
#7 Dentist - Bill Cosby

#6 Green Garden Hose - Brother George Underbrush

#5 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
#4 Steve - Barnes & Barnes w/ Mr. Cheese

#3 Baa Baa Black Sheep - The Singing Sheep
#2 Have A Nice Day/Rice Krispies - George Carlin
#1 I Like - Heathen Dan
I Love Lucy (backwards excerpt) - Desi Arnaz
Stingo Stungo (backwards excerpts) - Vaughn DeLeath