entered by jbmorris@copper.ucs.indiana.edu from playlist supplied by Evan L. Marcus (evan@carroll.com)

The Dr. Demento Show #84-14 - April 1, 1984

Special Topic: fast food

Beethoven's 7th Symphony (background only; beginning of 2nd movement followed by record scratch)
April Showers - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - Little Jimmy Dickens
Paralyzed - The Legendary Stardust Cowboy
Dr. Hackenbush - Groucho Marx

I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo & Oscar
Ah A - Barnes & Barnes
Eugene - Crazy Joe & The Variable Speed Band
Lines Upon A Tranquil Brow - Walt Kelly
She Had To Go And Lose It At The Astor - Larry Vincent

Polkas On 45 - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Ain't We Crazy - "Haywire Mac" McClintock
Who's On First - Abbott & Costello

Amazin' Man - John Bird (as Idi Amin)
Krapco Gene Splicer - The American Comedy Network
The Sit Song - The Barron Knights
Cow Patti - Jim Stafford

Hamburger Mine - Floyd Buckley
Cheese Boogie Deluxe - The Oosik Music Company
The Cheese Shop - Monty Python
Tacos For Two - Lalo Guerrero

Chinese Waiter - Buddy Hackett
I Want A Hot Dog For My Roll - Butterbeans & Susie
Pickle In The Middle - Artie Aurbach
Hamster Love - Big Daddy

Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce
#5 Another One Rides The Bus - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#4 The Geek's Revenge - Don Noon
#3 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#2 Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#1 Earache My Eye Featuring Alice Bowie - Cheech & Chong