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The Dr. Demento Show #85-49 - December 8, 1985

Special Topic: a demented profile of Jerry Colonna; our special guest, the amazing Emo Philips
Entered by J. Alan Septimus (
NOTE: To make it faster to record multiple shows in advance before going on tour, this is one of the few times when he was with Westwood One that his voice was recorded first and an engineer added the records in later.
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
Hanukah Rocks - Gefilte Joe & The Fish
That's Why They Call It Rock And Roll - Scotty & The Censor Busters
Elderly Man River - Stan Freberg f/ Daws Butler

Cincinnati Dancing Pig - Red Foley
Night Of The Living Deadheads - Duck Logic
Stallone Again, Naturally (1985 version) - Barry Mitchell
Flipper theme - from Television's Greatest Hits
Gumby - The Schematics

Life Sucks, Then You Die (w/ intro) - The Fools

Hooray For Santa Claus - Milton Delugg & The Little Eskimos
Santa And The Satellite - Buchanan & Goodman
Granny's Holiday Fruitcake - Granny
I'm A Christmas Tree - Wild Man Fischer (Duet w/ Dr. Demento)

Unscripted Interview with Emo Philips at Roxy Theatre, West Hollywood
The ABC's Of Dead Russian Leaders - Tim Cavanagh
Making Love In A Subaru - Damaskas

Job Description (Let Me Catch Diseases) - George Rauh
Bacteria - Penn & Teller
Cleanliness - Baby Snooks (Fanny Brice)
I.C.P.'s (Infection Control Practitioners) - George Rauh
Etiquette Blues - The Happiness Boys

#5 Downtown Downers Grove - Emo Philips
#4 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta

#3 Dare To Be Stupid - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 Time Warp - The Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast

#1 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band