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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - May 26, 1985 (9p-11p)

Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport - Rolf Harris
Goodbye To You (Part 1) - Roy Firestone
All Grown Up In California - Stuart Hersh
Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody - Louis Prima
Cadillac Heaven - Baltimores
KMET rotation song: California Girls - David Lee Roth
My Girl's Pussy - R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders
My Dead Dog Rover - Hank, Stu, Dave & Hank
I Ran Over All The Smurfs - Illegal Aliens
Christopher Columbus - Fats Waller & His Rhythm
Maverick - George Thorogood

Punk Polka - The Toons
Humanoid Boogie - Neil Innes
The Martian Boogie (edited version) - Brownsville Station
Martian Hop - The Ran-Dells
KMET rotation song: All You Zombies - The Hooters [accidentally started at 45 rpm instead of 33 1/3 rpm]

Mother Nature - Dan Murphy
Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun
Slum Goddess - The Fugs
Teenage Romance - Stuart Paul
Everything She Eats - Ken Johnson
It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
KMET rotation song: Smuggler's Blues - Glenn Frey
#5 Fairfax Avenue - Gefilte Joe & The Fish
#4 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
EXTRA: Smoke Two Joints - The Toyes
#3 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta

#2 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
KMET rotation song: Don't You (Forget About Me) - Simple Minds
#1 Candy Rapper - Bird & MacDonald