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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - July 28, 1985 (9p-11p)

Special Topic: Paul Boomer & Lord Windesmear have a rematch of their great Crepitation Contest; bicycles
I Like - Heathen Dan
Walk On The Mild Side - Big Daddy Graham

I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo & Oscar
Killer Bees - Whimsical Will
Bumblebee Invaded The Nudist Colony - Billy Mitchell
KMET rotation song: Dancing In The Street - Mick Jagger/David Bowie

Bike - Pink Floyd
Bicycle Seat - Max Splodge
Bicycle Wreck - Jacoby Brothers
I Can't Sing - Barry & The Bookbinders

White Collar Holler - Stan Rogers
Computer Hackers - 3 Guys From Hollywood
Squirrel Nuts - Stuart Paul
Roadkill Fur Fashions - Peter Thierry & Terri Rubinoff
I Want A New Duck - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Lenny Frog - Thorndike Pickledish Pacifist Choir
Rubber Bullets - 10cc

KMET rotation song: Cry - Godley & Creme

The Crepitation Contest - anonymous
KMET rotation song: Money For Nothing (single edit) - Dire Straits

#5 Just A Big Ego - Bob & Zip
#4 Honeymooners Rap (album version) - Joe Piscopo w/ Eddie Murphy & D.S.T.

#3 Candy Rapper - Bird & MacDonald
#2 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
KMET rotation song: Never Surrender - Corey Hart
#1 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus