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The Dr. Demento Show #86-20 - May 18, 1986

Special Topic: 35 of the shortest demented discs ever made (a unique medley of miniatures)
One Hen - The Blue Chips
In The Mood - Henhouse Five Plus Too
Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
Mrs. Dead Pigeon - David Brenner

Dear Boss - Mike Cross
Three Mile Island - Pinkard & Bowden
School Cafeteria (single version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
The Food Song - Gerry Tenney & The Lost Tribe

Driving Instructor (pilot script for a new TV series) - Bob Newhart

26 Second Song - Shel Silverstein
This Song - Barry & The Bookbinders
Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky - The Monkees
Her Majesty - The Beatles
The Ballad Of Spiro Agnew - John Denver
The Slitheree-Dee - Shel Silverstein
Moisture - The Residents
The History Of Rock'n'Roll - Andy Partridge
A Swift One - Martin Chambers (The Pretenders)
Cum On Feel The Noize - Neil Innes & Son
Them Dog Kickers - Mason Williams
Evelyn, A Modified Dog - Frank Zappa & The Mothers Of Invention
Stars And Stripes Forever - Crazy Rick's Psychedelic American Flea Band
Boogie - John Hartford
Happy Boy - The Beat Farmers

Little Boxes - The Womenfolk
The Frozen Embryo Song - 3 Guys From Hollywood
Bear In There - Shel Silverstein
I Like Food - The Descendents
Fidomeal - Stevens & Grdnic
Caffeine Zombie - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
Little Toot - MacLean & MacLean
Chinese Mother Goose Rhymes: Pat-A-Cake - Chick Bullock
Jimmy Jet And His TV Set - Shel Silverstein
The French Mistake - Mel Brooks
The Vanderhalen Brothers Medley - Ken Johnson & Jim Tofte

I Want To Marry A Lighthouse Keeper - Erika Eigen
Henry Kissinger - Monty Python
Minnie's Yoo-hoo (slightly longer than usual) - anonymous
I Got No Common Sense - Ivor Cutler
Slopposition - Bob Miller
I Got A Camera - Wild Man Fischer
Andy The Dentist - Thunderclap Newman
George Of The Jungle - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Someone Ate The Baby - Shel Silverstein
Be A Hobo - Moondog
I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones - The Hoosier Hot Shots

#5 William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#4 My Dead Dog Rover - Hank, Stu, Dave & Hank

#3 Rock Me Jerry Lewis - Mike Elliott & Bud LaTour
#2 Rock And Roll Doctor - Travesty, Ltd.
EXTRA: Rap-Around - Chick Hearn

#1 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
next week: Kip Addotta is going to be our special guest