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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - March 9, 1986 (9p-11p)

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life - Monty Python
The Old Philosopher - Eddie Lawrence
Twisted - Lambert, Hendricks & Ross
K-Mart Blues (remix) - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
"14" - The Bombardiers
Food Song - Gerry Tenney & The Lost Tribe
Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce
Java Jive - The Ink Spots
Toast - Paul Young w/ Streetband

The Last Laugh, or 2 Hot 4 U Part 3 - Barry & The Bookbinders
Be Prepared (live) - Tom Lehrer
The San Francisco Earthquake - Prince's Orchestra
It's A Real World (After All) - Duck Logic
The Lottery - Gangster M.C.'s
Let Me Play With It - Hartman's Heartbreakers
Private Life - Woody Allen

Who's On First - Abbott & Costello [started briefly, stopped for phone call, then resumed]
How Do You Spell Khadafy? - Wally Wilson
Feel The Heat (Khadafy) (excerpt) - The Patriots
Political Science - Randy Newman
Roger Boom - Lawrence Welk Presents Larry Hooper
Somebody Stole My Gal - Leon Redbone
Straw Hat Song - Desi Arnaz
The Evil Dope - Phil Phillips
How Sweet To Be An Idiot - Neil Innes
Robert Hilburn - Damaskas
Bad Attitude - EEgad

#5 Human Race - The Frantics
#4 Sweet Transvestite - Tim Curry
#3 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
#2 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
#1 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
next week: special guest Screamin' Jay Hawkins