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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - August 3, 1986 (9p-11p)

Special Topic: a very distinguished and very funny guest, the official gossip columnist of the Vatican City newspaper, Father Guido Sarducci

The Vatican Rag (w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
I'm Henry VIII, I Am - Herman's Hermits
Benny The Bouncer - Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Big Butt - Bobby Jimmy & The Critters
Eat Me, I'm A Danish - Kenny Hollywood
My Grill - Duck Logic
Grub - Bob & Ray

The Trouble With Klingons - Dennis Williams
Revenge Of The Nerds - The Rubinoos
I'm A Lonely Little Petunia (In An Onion Patch) - Arthur Godfrey w/ Sy Shaffer
Mountain Dew - Grandpa Jones
Hey Howard - Whimsical Will

Blue Songs (edit) - Whiskey Bottle Boys
Classical Muddly - Portsmouth Sinfonia
Day Trip To Bangor - Fiddler's Dram
It's a Round, Round World (Columbus Discovers America) (excerpt) - Stan Freberg

Father Guido Sarducci interview (from Westwood One)

Father Guido Sarducci interview (segment two)

Father Guido Sarducci interview (segment three)

Hooked On Polkas - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#5 Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
#4 Candy Rapper - Bird & MacDonald [briefly stopped and resumed at begin]
#3 Boogie In Your Butt - Eddie Murphy
#2 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta

#1 Roaches - Bobby Jimmy & The Critters [brief skip near end]
next week: how to sing do-wop music from the '50s