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The Dr. Demento Show #96-44 - November 3, 1996

Special Topic: elections past and present

Mr. Custer - Larry Verne
I Lost On Jeopardy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
If Shania Was Mine - Cledus "T." Judd (No Relation)
Happy Together - The Garrens Comedy Troupe

Frozen Embryos - 3 Guys From Hollywood
Vacuum Cleaner Hoses - Willio & Phillio
Inbred Locals - The Poxy Boggards
Don't Touch Me There - The Tubes
Demented News With Whimsical Will

Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis
The Smallest Thing Known To Man - Lorne Elliott
Ballerina Out Of Control - James Kochalka
Freakin' At The Freaker's Ball - Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

High School Gym - Barnes & Barnes w/ SuLu
You Don't Take Your Showers (edit) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Take Off Your Clothes - Peter Sarstedt
All My Friends Are Drug Fiends - Bobby Joe Ebola & the Children MacNuggits
Beer - Shad-Rapp

I Wanna Drive The Zamboni - The Zambonis
Religion And Politics Ya-Ta-Ta! Ya-Ta-Ta! (lightly censored) - Scott Beach
What, No Mickey Mouse? - Ben Bernie & His Orchestra
Abe Snake For President - Stan Freberg
High Hopes With Jack Kennedy - Frank Sinatra

Disco Bob - Boca Brian
Do The Clinton - The Foremen
The One That Doesn't Suck So Bad - Barry Mitchell

#5 9 Coronas - John Mammoser
#4 Four Years Of High School Spanish - The Four Postmen

#3 Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun - Julie Brown
#2 Carrot Juice Is Murder - The Arrogant Worms
EXTRA: The Date - The Dead Alewives

#1 Bulbous Bouffant - Radio Free Vestibule
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