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The Dr. Demento Show #97-49 - December 7, 1997

Special Topic: A Demented Christmas Celebration - Part 1

Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass - The Arrogant Worms
Holy Shit, It's Christmas - Red Peters
All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat - Heywood Banks f/ The Heylettes
Monsters' Holiday - Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers

Santa's Got A Brand New Bag - The Bobs f/ Jonathan Katz
Santa Claus Is Watching You (unedited 1962 original version) - Ray Stevens w/ The Merry Melody Singers
Who Put The Gum In Santa's Whiskers (excerpt) - Little Susie
Demented News With Whimsical Will

A Christmas Carol - Tom Lehrer
Christmas Is Almost Here - The Arrogant Worms
The Twelve Pains Of Christmas - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy - Woody Phillips

A Boy Named Santa - Teen Angels
Santy's Movin' On - Homer & Jethro
The Chimney Song - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
Santa Jaws (Part I) - Homemade Theatre
Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie - Tales From The Crypt f/ John Kassir

Ho Ho Ho (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas) - Elton John
It's Christmas And I Wonder Where I Am - The Bob & Tom Band [Dudley Moron]
Santa Got A DWI - Sherwin Linton
Christmas In Jail - The Bobs

I Met Santa On The Internet - Li'l Hank
Santa, Welcome To The Modern World - Pat Godwin
A Politically Correct Christmas - Royal Canadian Air Farce
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Kip Addotta
Santa Claus Goes Modern - Rod Rogers (Rodd Keith)

#5 Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas - Jeff Foxworthy
#4 Blue Christmas - Seymour Swine & The Squeelers

Holiday Greeting #4 (1987) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#3 Christmas At Ground Zero (alternate Mix) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#1 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (original version) - Elmo & Patsy
next week: Christmas part 2/3