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The Dr. Demento Show #99-23 - June 6, 1999

Special Topic: marriage
NOTE: This show was unintentionally broadcast in mono.

It's Still Billy Joel To Me (live) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Come As You Are - The King
Smells Like Nirvana - "Weird Al" Yankovic

The Eggplant That Ate Chicago - Dr. West's Medicine Show & Junk Band
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati - Rose & The Arrangement
Like "Pink" But Not Quite - The Dan Orr Project
Demented News With Whimsical Will

New Age Girl - Deadeye Dick
Nights In White Castle - The Dan Orr Project
Cholesterol - Sweetwater
(We Got The) Whole 3rd World (In Our Hands) - No Time
Romping Through The Swamp - Dave Van Ronk & The Hudson Dusters

Cheerleader - Deirdre Flint
Status Back Baby - The Mothers Of Invention
Charlie Brown - The Coasters
It Does Not Pay To Be Hip - Shel Silverstein

Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh (1962 version) - Shel Silverstein
Big Bad Bill (Is Sweet William Now) - Van Halen
Big Bopper's Wedding - Big Bopper
I Got A Wife - The Mark IV
Take My Wife...Please! - Henny Youngman
My Wife Left Town With A Banana - Carlos Borzenie, Sr.
Harder Than Your Husband - Frank Zappa

I Want to Marry A Lighthouse Keeper - Erika Eigen
Love And Marriage - Homer & Jethro
None But The Lonely Heart (A Soaperetta) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Defenders Of Marriage - Roy Zimmerman

#5 Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
#4 The Phantom Medley - Mark Jonathan Davis & The X-Swing Fighters

#3 Star Trekkin' - The Firm
#2 Hey Phantom Menace! - Whimsical Will
EXTRA: Where Have All The Troopers Gone (excerpt) - Hot Waffles

#1 Bulbous Bouffant - Radio Free Vestibule
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