George Carlin Discography
Originally by aek@wiretap.spies.com
several updates contributed by tonyh@prometheus.hol.gr
more updates and track listings by jescott@indiana.edu
Take-Offs & Put-Ons
LP RCA LPM/LSP 3772 (1967) [mono/stereo]
Early release with a completely different cover with photos of a young
(and very different-looking) George Carlin.
- Wonderful WINO (Top-40 Disc Jockey)
- Commercials
- Daytime Television
- The Newscast
- The Indian Sergeant
Jack Burns & George Carlin at the Playboy Club
LP ERA Records EL 103 (mid to late 60's?; originally recorded in 1960)
- Mothers Club
- Killer Carlin
- Captain Jack & Jolly George
- War Pictures
- Herb Coolhouse
- Edward R. Murrow
- Lenny Bruce-Mort Sahl
Take-Offs & Put-Ons
LP Camden CAS-2566 (1972)
- same track listing as RCA LPM/LSP 3772, but with a new cover. This Camden issue is the more common one.
FM & AM
LP Little David LD 7214 (1972)
- Shoot
- The Hair Piece
- Sex In Commercials
- Drugs
- Birth Control
- Son Of WINO
- Divorce Game
- Ed Sullivan Self Taught
- Let's Make A Deal
- The 11 O'Clock News
Class Clown
LP Little David LD 1004 (1972)
- Class Clown
- Bi-labial Fricative
- Attracting Attention
- Squeamish
- Wasted Time - Sharing a Swallow
- Values (How much is that Dog Crap in the window?)
- I used To Be Irish Catholic
- The Confessional
- Special Dispensation - Heaven, Hell, purgatory and Limbo
- Heavy Mysteries
- Muhammad Ali - America the Beautiful
- Seven Words you can never Say on Television
The Original George Carlin
LP ERA E-600 (1972)
- Mother's Club
- Killer Carlin
- Capt. Jack & Jolly George
- War Pictures
- The Cool World
- Person To Person
- The Sickest
Occupation: Foole
LP Little David LD 1005 (1973)
- Welcome To My Job
- Occupation: Foole
- White Harlem
- The Hallway Groups
- Black Consciousness
- New York Voices
- Grass Swept The Neighborhood
- Childhood Cliches
- Cute Little Farts
- Raisin Rhetoric
- Filthy Words
Toledo Window Box
LP Little David LD 3003 (1974)
- Goofy Shit
- Toledo Window Box
- Nursery Rhymes
- Some Werds
- Water Sez
- The Metric System
- God
- Gay Lib
- Snot, The Original Rubber Cement
- Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal
- A Few More Farts
An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slaszo
LP Little David LD 1008 (1975)
- New News
- Teenage Masturbation
- Mental Hot Foots
- High On The Plane
- Bodily Functions
- Wurds
- For Names' Sake
- Baseball - Football
- Good Sports
- Flesh Colored Band-Aids
- Religious Lift
- Radio Dial
- Y'Ever
- Unrelated Things
On The Road
LP Little David LD 1075 (1977)
- On The Road
- Death And Dying
- Laugh? I Thought I'd Die
- Suicide and Reincarnation
- The Funeral
- Random Thoughts On The Perfect Murder, The Last Meal and Flashbacks
- Two Minute Warning
- Head Lines
- Kids Are Too Small
- Rules, Rules, Rules!
- Parents' Cliches And Childrens Secret Answers
- Words We Leave Behind
- How's Your Dog?
- Supermarkets
The George Carlin E.P.-Edited For Airplay
EP Little David EP-PR-279 (1977) [promo only]
- Head Lines
- Suicide And Reincarnation
- Kids Are Too Small
- Laugh? I Thought I'd Die
Indecent Exposure: some of the best of George Carlin
LP Little David LD 1076 (1977)
- Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television
- Sex In Commercials
- Bodily Functions
- Cute Little Farts
- The Confessional
- Teenage Masturbation
- Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal
- Filthy Words
Killer Carlin
LP Laff A219 (1981)
CD Uproar 3664 (1995)
- same material as ERA E-600
A Place For My Stuff
LP Atlantic SD 19326 (1981)
- Acknowledgements
- Opening - "A Place For My Stuff"
- First Announcements
- "Have A Nice Day" - "Rice Krispies"
- Second Announcements
- Interview With Jesus
- Join The Book Club
- "Abortion"
- Third Announcements
- "Ice Box Man"
- Fourth Announcements
- Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag
- Fifth Announcements
- "Fussy Eater" (Part 1)
- Sixth Announcements
- "Fussy Eater" (Part 2)
- Seventh Announcements
Carlin On Campus
LP Eardrum ED-1001 (1984)
- Opening Sequence
- The Prayer
- First Leftfielders
- A Moment Of Silence
- Second Leftfielders
- Breakfast Wine, And Who's Boss
- Third Leftfielders
- Baseball And Football
- Fourth Leftfielders
- Cars And Driving
- An Incomplete List Of Impolite Words
The George Carlin Collection
LP Little David/Atlantic LD 90241 (1984)
- Occupation Foole
- I Used To Be Irish Catholic
- New York Voices
- High On The Plane
- Headlines
- Goofy Shit
- Class Clown
- Nursery Rhymes
- For Names Sake
- News Hostility Scoreboard [from "New News", An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slaszo]
Playin' With Your Head
LP Eardrum 90523-1 (1986)
CD Eardrum 90523-2 (1986)
- Hello - Goodbye
- Love And Regards
- Groups And Charities
- Sports
- Five Twos
- Losing Things
- You're Lost
- Missing
- Earrings
- Battered Plants
- Things To Watch Out For
What Am I Doing In New Jersey?
LP Eardrum 90972-1 (1988)
CD Eardrum 90972-2 (1988)
- Reagan's Gang, Church People, And American Values
- Keeping People Alert
- People I Can Do Without
- More Stuff On Cars & Driving:
- Intro & Toll Booths
- New Jersey & License Plates
- Bumper Stickers
- Baby On Board
- Red Lights & Tickets
- Joggers & Bicycles
- The Other Cars
Parental Advisory - Explicit Lyrics
LP Eardrum 91593-1 (1990)
CD Eardrum 91593-2 (1990)
- Offensive Language
- I Ain't Afraid Of Cancer
- Some People Are Stupid
- Rape Can Be Funny
- Feminist Blowjob
- Good Ideas
- Things You Never See
- Things You Never Hear
- Things You Don't Wanna Hear
- Life's Little Moments
- I Love My Dog
- Organ Donor Programs
- Don't Pull The Plug On Me
- They're Only Words
- Euphemisms
Classic Gold
CD Eardrum (Atlantic) 92219 (1992)
Contains FM & AM, Class Clown, and Occupation: Foole
Jammin In New York
LP Eardrum 92221-1 (1992)
CD Eardrum 92221-2 (1992)
- Rockets And Penises In The Persian Gulf
- Little Things We Share
- Airline Announcements
- Golf Courses For The Homeless
- The Planet Is Fine
Back In Town
CD Eardrum 92728-2 (1996)
- Abortion
- Sanctity Of Life
- Capital Punishment
- State Prison Farms
- Farting In Public
- Familiar Expressions
- Free Floating Hostility
- Quote Marks In The Air
- Badda Boom, Badda Bing
- Bad Hair Day
- I Heard That
- My Needs Aren't Being Met
- Mickey Mouse's Birthday
- The Two Pandas In The Zoo
- Sperm/Egg Donors, etc.
- Innocent Victims
- Personal Bottles Of Water
- Women With Hyphenated Names
- Telephone Calling Plans
- Motivation Tapes/Books
- One-Hour Photo Finishing
- Too Many Vehicles
- Backwards Baseball Hats
- Earrings On Men
- Colored Ribbons
- Christian Athletes
- Colognes & After Shaves
- Cowboy Hats & Cowboy Boots
- Assholes With Camcorders
- Whining Baby Boomers
- In Defense Of Politicians
- Why I Don't Vote
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