We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
with footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formidable
But many times we're given rhymes
that are quite unsingable
We're opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm alot.
In war we're tough and able
Between our quests we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot...
I have to push the pram a lot.