Picard: "Come!"
Data: "Watson, we are about to have guests."
There's a party in the Holodeck
Everyone in Star Trek
Picard, Crusher, Data, Riker, Geordi, Worf, Troi
(I LIKE HER!)
Troi is the Betazoid
Dancin' with the android
Somethin's wrong with Worf's head
Aliens in Riker's bed
Picard has thrown this big surprise
On The Starship Enterprise
Everybody now engage
Yeah you know it's all the rage
Take your head and shave it neat
Be a captain of Starfleet
Some like Kirk
Picard is wiser
Geordi's jammin' with his visor
(Chorus)
Do The Picard
(Picard, Picard yeah yeah)
Do The Picard
(Picard, Picard yeah yeah)
Come on baby do it
It ain't real hard
Everybody's doin' it, the
Jean-Luc Picard yeah
Troi's now on the main bridge
Showin' off her cleavage
Checkin' out the Captain's Log
Worf is chowin' down on grog
Data's fully functional
Wesley's very punctual
Tasha's layin' in the morgue
Somebody invite The Borg
So baby don't merengue
Go grab a Ferengi
The Borg are hoggin' all the chips
Crusher's shakin' up her hips
Howdy Mr. Romulan
How do you do?
Here's my good buddy
They call him Q
Do The Picard
(Picard, Picard yeah yeah)
Do The Picard
(Picard, Picard yeah yeah)
Baby you can do it
It ain't real hard
Everybody's doin' it, the
Jean-Luc Picard
Riker: "Riker to Picard, we're ready to beam over, sir."
Picard: "Everything about this seems wrong."
Troi: "Satisfaction. Enormous satisfaction."
Data: "How easily humans do that."
Locutus (Picard): "A futile maneuver."
Data: "Most interesting, sir."
Picard: "Engage. Engage. En-En-En-gage."
Do The Picard
(Picard, Picard Yeah yeah)
Do The Picard
(Picard, Picard yeah yeah)
Come on baby do it
It ain't real hard
Everybody's doin' it, the
Jean-Luc Picard yeah
Picard: "Shut off that damn noise!"