by Eu-Four-Ia
parody of "Yesterday" by The Beatles

What a sorry mess I am to see.
Even friends can't stand to look at me.
Oh, I despise
My leprosy.

I'm not half the man I used to be.
Pieces keep on falling off of me.
It happens now
So gradually.

When my tongue fell off,
I don't know, I couldn't say.
I said, [*garbled*] "zump ping wong".
Now I long for that sweet day
When I had no

Making with me could never be.
Yes, I've lost my chance for ecstasy.
Oh I despise
My leprosy.

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