the DEMENTO SOCIETY NEWS

No. 106

DR. DEMENTO "GOOSES" MOTHER!

BY DR. DEMENTO

After almost 25 years on the air, I've finally come out with my first "children's" album. Dr. Demento Gooses Mother is now available in stores (and, of course, from the Demento Society) on CD and cassette. The Kid Rhino release is offered at bargain "super saver" prices.

Dr. Demento Gooses Mother was definitely created with the proverbial "children of all ages" in mind. It tells the story of the day Mother Goose herself, along with Little Bo Peep, Humpty Dumpty, Old King Cole, Peter Piper, Little Jack Horner, Little Boy Blue and Mary Mary (quite contrary) all decide to visit me at the radio studio while I'm doing my show. Suffice to say Ms. Goose has her hands full trying to keep this motley crew from trashing the place, not to mention her dignity!

Along the way we are treated to some marvelous music, as an amazing array of singers and bands sing and play familiar Mother Goose rhymes, each in his, her or their own way. Folk-blues legend Taj Mahal ("the singer, not the building" as Mother Goose explains) sings the "Funky Bluesy ABC's." Comedian Johnny Standley does his hilarious dissection of Little Bo Peep (the rhyme, not the girl). Sixties bubblegum kings The 1910 Fruitgum Co. do their hit "Simon Says," and The Monkees' Peter Tork adds his original nursery rhyme "Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky." Country honky-tonker Hank Thompson sings "Rub-a-Dub Dub," and Buckwheat Zydeco offers "Skip To My Blues." We even have a couple of swinging big band nursery rhymes from Count Basic and Jimmie Lunceford.

Perhaps the rarest treat of all is "Baa Baa Black Sheep" by the Singing Sheep. It's been a favorite on the radio show since 1982, but this is the first time it's ever been released in the USA.

The project was organized and guided by Robin Frederick, who recently produced the gold album Mickey Unrapped for Disney. Wayne Allwine and Russi Taylor wrote the character dialogue and provided all the voices (except mine, of course!)

They're all total pros and energetic, humorous people, and it was an absolute joy to work with them. ("Work" hardly seems like the right word).

Wayne and Russi, by the way, are also the voices of Mickey and Minnie Mouse. And here's a little secret: Wayne was once a member of the 1960s surf/hot rod band Davie Allan and the Arrows.

This is the first of four Dr. Demento Rhino releases scheduled for 1995. The Dr. Demento 25th Anniversary Collection, a 2 CD set, is set for August along with Dr. Demento's Country Corn. Holidays In Dementia, with songs for Christmas, Chanukah and New Year's, is scheduled for September.


NEW DEMENTED DISCS

SPRING 1995

Unless otherwise mentioned, everything in this column is available on CD. Some items may also be available on cassette; write to the individual labels for information.

OGDEN EDSL: Mower of the Ogden Edsl Featuring Bill Freezer

Ogden Edsl, the Omaha-based music-and-comedy troupe of the 1970s, is best known for "Dead Puppies," one of our all-time most requested Demented Discs. The original "Puppies" is here (with a slightly re-edited intro) along with Ogden Edsl's other hits "Kinko the Clown" and "Daddy's Money." The remaining tracks are released here for the first time. Many are essentially Frenzer solo performances, recorded after he relocated to Los Angeles in the 1980s, while others were made back in Nebraska with various members of the original group. Frenzer thinks up some audacious juxtapositions, like "Laughin' Blues," "Rap Yodeler" and "Idi Amin Meets Eydie Gorme," and he makes most of them work. There's enough musical variety here to satisfy the most eclectic listener, and Frenzer has the best tenor voice in all of funny-music-land A video of 1970s Ogden Edsl live shows is also available. OGLIO RECORDS, PO BOX 404, REDONDO BEACH, CA 90277. PHONE 1-800-COOL CDS.

THE FOREMEN: Sing It Loud!

The Foremen began a few years ago as a novelty act, a living, breathing, singing, picking replica of those well-scrubbed early 1960s folkie groups that everyone forgot after Dylan went electric. Roy Zimmerman's original songs slyly satirized both the 1960s and the 1990s. Then Zimmerman began turning more and more to contemporary political satire, and all of a sudden the long-established Capitol Steps have some real competition. Sing It Loud! is a splendid live recording; titles include "Hell Froze Over Today," "Don't Vote" and "Russian Limbaugh." The Foremen were recently signed by Warner-Reprise; until their Reprise album comes out in September you can buy the Sing It Loud CD and an earlier tape from THE FOREMEN, PO BOX 334, PACIFIC PALISADES, CA 90272.

CUB KODA: Abba Dabba Dabba - A Bananza of Hits

"It's obvious that l love a lot of different kinds of music," says Cub in the liner notes, "so what I want to do now is stretch the boundaries of so-called roots music as far as I can, while making it singularly stamped with my own personality." Since there are few roots musicians around who would or could stretch those boundaries as far as Cub does, he plays all the instruments himself. Cub covers every imaginable kind of groovy old song on this generous 24-track CD, but Abba Dabba Dabba will surely be best known for one of its four Koda originals: "Random Drug Testing," AKA "Pee In the Cup" -- a Leadbelly field holler for the 1990s. SCHOOLKIDS' RECORDS, 523 E. LIBERTY, ANN ARBOR, MI 48104. ORDERING INFORMATION: 313-994-8031.

STEVEN BANKS: Songs From The Steven Banks Show

You may have seen satirist/performance artist Steven Banks' show on TV recently. Here's a handy CD collection of the songs he's been writing (and occasionally sending in to the Dr. Demento Show) over the past ten years or so. "Walt's Song" muses about the possibility that a cryogenically preserved Walt Disney will come back to life someday. "Rock n' Roll R.I.P." makes pithy, trenchant comments about the demises of various rock stars; there's a new verse about Kurt Cobain on this version. "I Miss Paul" is sung from the point of view of John Lennon. The phrase "dark humor" only hints at what lies between the lines that Banks sings so casually and amiably. HEADBONE RECORDS, PO BOX 183, MONTROSE, CA 91020.

THE RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT: Günther Packs a Stiffy

The R. S. P. is the nom de disque of Joe Newman, who did most of the writing, playing and singing on these 20 energetic tracks. One of them is a sly, touching tribute to Frank Zappa, and fans of 1970s-era FZ will no doubt enjoy much of Newman's satiric, sardonic humor -- check out "Yodelin' Satan" on this CD. But whereas Zappa raised himself on 1950s R&B and avant-garde classical, Newman is into trash TV, cartoon soundtracks, weird movies, Yee-Hah cawntry...and nasty language; "Enhanced Florence Henderson" is one of the few cuts I can play on the radio. SEELAND RECORDS, 2608 62ND AVE. NW, OLYMPIA, WA 98502. Seeland also offers a variety of CD's and other artifacts by Negativland, the Firesign Theatre of the 21st century; write for a catalog.

Mike Condello Presents WALLACE & LADMO'S GREATEST HITS

From the 1950s to the 1970s, most American cities had live local television shows primarily designed for children, often secretly enjoyed by former children as well -- the sort of show that inspired Michael Richards' part in "Weird Al" Yankovic's UHF. If you were a kid in Phoenix during those years, you watched the Wallace & Ladmo Show. In the 1960s, a young man named Mike Condello wrote and performed many musical numbers for Wallace & Ladmo, 28 of which are brought back from limbo on this CD. You definitely don't have to have grown up in Phoenix to enjoy this; the numerous Beatle parodies such as "Obese Man" and "A Day On the Tube" are especially delightful. EPIPHANY, 910 S. HOHOKAM DR., #101, TEMPE, AZ 85281.

PAUL ANDERSON: Loligo Vulgaris (cassette only)

This is the tape containing "Microsoft Word," the "Wild World" parody which has now gotten more requests than any other song about computers I've ever played. Many of these songs were written while Anderson was a student at Reed College in Portland, Oregon, and they nicely reflect the feel and spirit of the place where I was a student some years earlier. It's real-life college humor, not the kind force-fed to you by the mass media. PAUL ANDERSON, ROACH MOTEL RECORDS, 5440 SE 41ST AVE. PORTLAND, OR 97202.

THE ARROGANT WORMS: Russell's Shorts

This young Canadian trio's second CD of humorous songs contains that stirring rouser for vegetable-rights activists "Carrot Juice Is Murder," and other zingers like "Big Fat Road Manager," "William Shakespeare's In My Cat" and "Losing Hair Under God." The Wonms' PG-rated satire doesn't make many waves, but it's cleverly written for the most part, convincingly performed and often quite funny. Like their first CD (also very nice. a little more specifically Canadian-oriented) it's available from THE ARROGANT WORMS, PO BOX 19022, 4TH AVENUE POSTAL OUTLET, VANCOUVER, BC V6K 4R8, CANADA.

Also heard on the Dr. Demento Show:

"Date Rape" by SUBLIME. This band's music has been described as "grunge-reggae." Their 21-track CD also includes a cover of "Smoke Two Joints." SKUNK RECORDS, 203 ARGONNE, #202, LONG BEACH, CA 90803.

"Runnin' With a Fork In My Mouth" by THE NEW DUNCAN IMPERIALS. Humor abounds in the rowdy, irreverent cowpunk of this trio, named after a yo-yo. Loserville and other CD's available from PRAVDA RECORDS 3823 NO. SOUTHPORT, CHICAGO, IL 60613.

"Too Many Restaurants" by DAVID KLEINER. Rhymes With Diner and another CD are available from DAVID KLEINER, 32 WILLIAMSON AVE., BLOOMFIELD, NJ 07003.

"Everything Reminds Me Of My Therapist" by NANCY TUCKER. From the CD Treasures From the Attic. COLLIE-FLOWER RECORDS, PO BOX 186, BLOOMFIELD, CT 06002.

"The Shameful Ballad of Lijah, the Precocious Orchard Queen" by DON WHITE. From his CD Two Vagabonds In Disguise. MELVILLE PARK STUDIO, 115 CENTRAL AVE., BOSTON, MA 02136.

"Name Dropper" by STEVE KEHELA is on 7307 Melrose Avenue, a CD of comedy sketches by members of The Groundlings, a long-running L.A. improv comedy troupe. AMUSYA RECORDS, PO BOX 2335, VENICE, CA 90294.

"Turboyeast" by COSY SHERIDAN and "Blow 'Em Away" by CHUCK BRODSKY are on CD's by those artists available from WATERBUG RECORDS, PO BOX 6605, EVANSTON, IL 60204. (Also worth hearing: the song "Balls" on a CD by the label's owner, Andrew Calhoun).

"Talking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues" and "My Generation (Part 2) by TODD SNIDER are on his MCA CD Songs For the Daily Planet, available in most stores. ("Talking Seattle" is a "hidden track" not mentioned on the packaging; it plays after track 12).

Oral Hygiene: Nula Verba Obscenitus and Downwind From Your Stinkin Heart, two collections of a cappella duet humor by MR. ELK AND MR. SEAL, previously available on cassette only, are now out on CD. T-BIRD, 3125 HOLMES AVE. SO. #302, MINNEAPOLIS, MN 55409.

CORRECTION: The CD We're Rockin' In the Rest Home In the Year 2030 by PAT SOJOURNER is available fron FODDERLESS MUSIC, PO BOX 13553, SACRAMENTO, CA 95853. An incorrect box number appears on some copies of the song listing for Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes No. 3.


DR. DEMENTO'S BASEMENT TAPES

Nos. 1 & 2 are still available on CD to members of the Demento Society. If you joined recently, or if you now have a CD player that you didn't have when you joined, don't miss this chance to complete your collection! Supplies are limited. You must be a member of the Society to purchase these CD's. Price is $9.98 each plus shipping charge. Use our handy order blank.

BASEMENT TAPES NO. 1
1 - IT'S ALIVE - Bobby (Boris) Pickett
2 - ORAL HYGEINE - Mr. Elk & Mr. Seal
3 - THE SMALLEST THING KNOWN TO MAN - Lorne Elliott
4 - THE BABY ZONE - Glenn Super
5 - MOOSE IN MY HOUSE - Scott Laningham
6 - IN 1492 COLUMBUS SAILED THE OCEAN BLUES - Tim Cavanagh
7 - BOOGER ON MY BEER MUG - Sneaky Pete
8 - HANGOVER - Krypton
9 - SHE GRABBED MY COCONUTS - Barry & the Bookbinders
10 - TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME - Palm Springs Yacht Club
11 - MY DOG ATE NOLAN RYAN - Scary Gary Alan
12 - BALLAD OF WOODY & MIA - Loose Bruce Kerr
13 - I LOVE YOU - Jim Fontano
14 - BABY I'M DEAD - Mike Toomey
15 - MUTANT COWS - The Dyzmals
16 - LATE BLOOMER - Lauren Mayer
17 - THEY DONT WEAR PANTS IN THE SOUTHERN PART OF FRANCE - John Bartles
18 - SUSHI BABY - Bianca Bob & Flystrip
19 - ROAD KILL - Milo Tremley
20 - MRS. FLETCHER (Help Me, I've Fallen) -- Slant 6 & the Jumpstarts
21 - RUDY RUDY - Harry Jeremy
22 - FREEZE DRIED FIDO - Joe Keefe
23 - WHITE SPOTS - Jesse Goldberg
24 - THE YUM YUM TREE - Tom Dark
25 - A TERRORIST CHRISTMAS - James & Kling
26 - I WANT A PART TIME GIRL FOR CHRISTMAS - Howie Nave

BASEMENT TAPES NO. 2
1. WHEN I WAS A DINOSAUR - Trout Fishing In America
2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY - "Weird Al" Yankovic
3. HIGH SCHOOL GYM - Barnes & Barnes with SuLu
4. ESKIMO - Corky and the Juice Pigs
5. I WANNA FRIED PIE - Dick Price
6. DOG WITH PLASTIC STOMACH - The Yuh-uh-uh-uhs
7. GIANT SPIDERS - Joe & Sharon Keefe
8. WE EAT KITTY CATS - The Defectives
9. STRIP NAKED YOU SWEET MAGGOT - The Rudy Schwartz Project
10. B.A.R.F. CONSTRUCTION - Doo-doo Wah
11. DISCO TOILET - Hersh & Chipkin
12. BAD HAIRCUT - Wally Pleasant
13. A TRIP TO JURASSIC PARK - Whimsical Will
14. I GOT A CODE IN MY DOSE - Rosetta Duncan
15. DWARF TOSSIN' - Bouquet of Veal
16. 18 WHEELS LATER - Barry & the Bookbinders
17. P. C. (Politically Correct) - John Kunich
18. CRAZY - Ace T. & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
19. THE RAG RAG - Boogerman
20. BEER GUT - Da Yoopers
21. GET DRUNK WITH DIGNITY - Tim Cavanagh
22. THORAZINE SHUFFLE - Modern Entertainment
23. AN AXL CHRISTMAS - Sponge Awareness Foundation
24. LET'S ALL GET DEMENTED - Ivor Biggun
25. AINT WE CRAZY - Haywire Mac
We still have a few No. 2 cassettes - $9.98.

DR. DEMENTO BOX SET

We still have a very few copies of the boxed set of six vinyl LP's, DR. DEMENTO PRESENTS THE GREATEST NOVELTY RECORDS OF ALL TIME, originally released by Rhino in 1985.

Each set is INDIVIDUALLY AUTOGRAPHED AND NUMBERED BY DR. DEMENTO, and contains a big 12x12 booklet with almost 100 photos and Dr. D's notes about all the songs and artists.

Act now - when they're gone, they're gone! Price is $49.98, plus shipping.

WORSE THAN SLIME

We've sold hundreds of these out-of-print CD's, but we'll be running out very soon. This is your last chance to own such nuggets as "2 Hot 4 U Part 2" by Barry and the Bookbinders, "Teenage Romance" by Stuart Paul, "Anchovy Pizza" by The Downloaders, "Touch Yourself" by Barnes & Barnes, "I Wish I Was a Comic Book" by Wild Man Fischer, "Dr. D" by The Utensils and the Doctor's own "Astrology Rap." Only $9.98 plus shipping.

THE SPIKE JONES ANTHOLOGY

"Musical Depreciation Revue"

The Doctor himself personally compiled and wrote notes for this 2-CD treasure chest of Spike Jones' 40 greatest recordings. 2 CD's - $27.98. 32-track double cassette package - $17.98. Add shipping charges.

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH / APRIL SHOWERS / BARNEY GOOGLE / BLACK BOTTOM / BY THE BEAUTIFUL SEA / CHLOE / CLINK CLINK, ANOTHER DRINK / COCKTAILS FOR TWO / DANCE OF THE HOURS / DER FUEHRER'S FACE / THE GLOW-WORM / HAWAIIAN WAR CHANT / HOTCHA CORNIA / I'M IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE / I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU / I WENT TO YOUR WEDDING / JONES POLKA / THE LATE LATE LATE MOVIES, PART II / LEAVE THE DISHES IN THE SINK, MA / LIEBESTRAUM / LOVE IN BLOOM / THE MAN ON THE FLYING TRAPEZE / MY OLD FLAME / NONE BUT THE LONELY HEART / PAL-YAT-CHEE / RHAPSODY FROM HUNGER(Y) / THE SHIEK OF ARABY / THAT OLD BLACK MAGIC / WILD BILL HICCUP / WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE / YA WANNA BUY A BUNNY / YOU ALWAYS HURT THE ONE YOU LOVE / Following on CD only: BLACK & BLUE DANUBE WALTZ / HAPPY NEW YEAR / HOLIDAY FOR STRINGS / ILL BARKIO / LAURA / MORPHEUS / SECRET LOVE / YES! WE HAVE NO BANANAS


DEMENTO SOCIETY NEWS BACK ISSUES

We have the following issues in stock at press time:
Vol. 2 #2 (Monty Python, "Life with Dr. Demento" by "Mrs. Demento")
Vol. 3 #1 ("Collecting Cassettes," 1989 new releases)
Vol. 3 #2 (Moving Day in Dementia, 1990 new releases)
Vol. 4 #1 (Dr D's 20th Anniversary Tour)
#101 (1991-92 new releases)
#102 (Who's Whimsical Will, 1993 new releases)
#103 (Frank Zappa 1940-1993, late 1993 releases)
#104 (1994 new releases, Words from Whimsical Will)
The price is just $1.00 per issue, plus $1.00 PER ORDER for postage and handling. No shipping charge if ordered with CD's, T-shirts, etc.

WHEN ORDERING FROM THE DEMENTO SOCIETY...
PLEASE ALLOW 6 TO 8 WEEKS FOR THE PROCESSING AND SHIPPING OF YOUR ORDER. THANK YOU!


We welcome suggestions for future issues of the DEMENTO SOCIETY NEWS!


If the word "LAST" appears on your address label...

your membership has expired or is about to expire, and this is the last Demento Society News you will receive. RENEW NOW and get the 1995 membership package -- our best one yet! You get a full color membership card and button, an all-new bumper sticker, a special 20th Anniversary press kit with vintage stories about the Doctor, a new 8x10 glossy photo (personally autographed with your name by the Doctor, as always) and BASEMENT TAPES No. 3, which includes 1994's most requested song "Down With V. E. G." along with "God Told Me to Rob the 7-11," "Bald Guys," a previously unreleased "Weird Al" Yankovic demo and our complete closing theme song. And we'll keep these newsletters coming to let you know about all the new Demented Discs. A year's membership in the Society is only $15.95 postpaid ($21 outside the USA).

YOU CAN RENEW YOUR MEMBERSHIP AT ANY TIME and get the complete 1995 package now. An additional year will be added to the membership you already have.

IF YOU HAVE RENEWED RECENTLY, disregard this notice. THANK YOU!


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It contains complete track listings for all the Rhino CD's and tapes we sell.

Words from WHIMSICAL WILL...


Dear Whimsical Will: Is Mimi a real person? Does she know how funny she is? -Jeff Morris, Bloomington, IN

Many Dementites have asked me about Mimi, a featured player on my weekly Demented News reports. A former nun from Waterloo, Iowa, Thelma "Mimi" Beaty is, indeed, a real person, who recently celebrated her 92nd birthday.

Eternally youthful at heart, Mimi and I were best playmates throughout my childhood. Her radio "career" began involuntarily in 1982 when I barged into her Hollywood apartment with my tape recorder and fed her lines to Frank and Moon Zappa's "Valley Girl." The result was "Valley Old Lady," which enjoyed a couple of plays on the Dr. Demento Show, and sparked a long series of audio and video recording sessions with Mimi.

Although much of Mimi's nonsense patter is scripted, her best and most hilarious work results when she "runs with it" through improvisation and spontaneous reaction. And no, Mimi has no idea how funny she is. In fact, she cringes at the sound of her own voice on tape.

Dear WW: What was your first exposure to Dementia? -Carissa Seltrecht, Center Point, IA

My introduction to Mad Music and Crazy Comedy came many years before I joined the cast of the show in 1980.

A record collector since the age of 16 months when I first switched on my "Beany & Cecil" record player, I "inherited" many of my parents' comedy albums, including records by Allan Sherman, Bob Newhart and Stan Freberg, At the age of four, I stumbled upon Tom Lehrer's 1953 10" LP, Songs By Tom Lehrer. Hearing that album clinched it for me. Lehrer remains my favorite "demented" artist to this day.

Dear WW: I heard Dr. Demento mention that you work at Disneyland. What do you do there? -Robble Michel, Evansville, IN

I work in the Attractions Division of the Adventureland/New Orleans Square/Critter Country area of the Park. This includes such adventures as Pirates of the Caribbean, the Haunted Mansion, Splash Mountain and the brand-new Indiana Jones: Temple Of the Forbidden Eye.

During my eight years at Disneyland, I've had the pleasure of meeting many Dementites and Dementoids who have tracked me down there. Just the other day, a fellow introduced himself as a Navy man and loyal listener to the show -- in the Philippines, over Armed Forces Radio!

Be sure and look me up when you visit "The Happiest Place On Earth!"


DR. DEMENTO'S FUNNY 25 FOR 1994

1. DOWN WITH V. E. G. - The Amazing Onionheads
2. HEADLINE NEWS - "WeirdAl" Yankovic
3. HITTIN' BEDROCK- Whimsical Will
4. GOD TOLD ME TO ROB THE 7-11 - Dick Price
5. FRANK'S 2000-INCH TV - "Weird Al" Yankovic
6. THRILL SEEKER - Fred Stoller
7. NO, I DON'T WANNA DO DAT - The Happy Schnapps Combo
8. LUNCHLADY LAND - Adam Sandler
9. DEAD PUPPIES - Ogden Edsl
10. A TRIP TO JURASSIC PARK - Whimsical Will
11. BEDROCK ANTHEM - "Weird Al" Yankovic
12. DE TURDY POINT BUCK - Bananas At Large
13. FISH HEADS - Barnes & Barnes
14. SQUIRRELS - Beastly Boys
15. Tl KWAN LEEP/BOOT TO THE HEAD - The Frantics
16. WAY DOWN DEEP (you're shallow) - John Forster w/Christine Lavin
17. WET DREAM - Kip Addotta
18. WEENIE WACKER - The Therapy Sisters
19. STRESS - Jim Infantino
20. PENCIL NECK GEEK - Fred Blassie
21. IT'S TIME FOR KILLIN' BARNEY - Capitol Steps
22. DO THE PICARD - Rusty Humphries & the Bone-Heads
23. EXISTENTIAL BLUES - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
24. MOOSE TURD PIE - Utah Phillips
25. CHRISTMAS AT GROUND ZERO - "Weird Al" Yankovic

DO YOU HAVE FUNNY SONGS IN YOUR HEAD?

Dr. Demento is eager to listen to original songs or parodies for possible use on the show.
Send your songs on cassette, CD, DAT, reel-to-reel or vinyl to DR. DEMENTO, PO BOX 884, CULVER CITY, CA 90232
Please allow several weeks --
Dr. Demento listens to all items personally.

(Please do not send song lyrics alone -- the Doctor can only use material in recorded form).


IF THE DR. DEMENTO SHOW IS NO LONGER HEARD IN YOUR AREA...

WRITE to the PROGRAM DIRECTOR at one or more of the stations you listen to and say how much you'd like to hear the show. (A letter is more effective than a phone call). If the show was heard on a particular station until recently, be sure to write that station.

GET YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE LETTERS TOO. Get a bunch of them to sign a petition! Many radio executives are simply not aware how many people enjoy Mad Music and Crazy Comedy. Let 'em know!

The Doctor thanks vou.


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