Table Manners - Baby Snooks
Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman
Dance Of The Hours - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Spike Jones describes the musical (?) instruments used in "Dance Of The Hours" - Spike Jones
My Baby Rocks Me - Roy Newman & the boys
Made You - Fabian
Let's Reel And Rock - Big Bill & His Orchestra [intro played briefly, then started over]
Big Leg Emma - The Mothers Of Invention
Too Fat Polka (I Don't Want Her) (You Can Have Her) (She's Too Fat Fot Me) - Arthur Godfrey
Too Fat Boogie - Leroy Jenkins & His Texas Showboys
I'm A Little Tea Pot - Frank DeVol & His Orchestra
Never Swat A Fly - Jim Kweskin & The Jug Band
Don't Smoke In Bed - Peggy Lee
Story Of A Bar Mitzvah Boy - Sam Levenson
The Neighborhood Draft Board - The Dellwoods
The Big Draft - The Four Preps
If They Let Me Use My Razor In The War - Golden & Heins
Hey Nelda - Ned & Nelda
The Old Man Of The Mountain - Fred Waring & His Pennsylvanians
Cry Of The Wild Goose - Frankie Laine
Cry Of The Dying Duck In A Thunder-Storm - Cactus Pryor
It Never Rains In Sunny California - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
The Little Fly Song - The Voyagers
Kaw-liga - Hank Williams
Jimmie's Texas Blues - Jimmie Rodgers
Friendship - T. Dorsey Family (Mountain Branch)
Bubbles In My Beer - Rudy Vallee
Big Ten Inch Record - Moose Jackson
An Old Beer Bottle - The Mariners
Kickin' The Gong Around - Cab Calloway & His Orchestra
Hong Kong Blues - Hoagy Carmichael
Rockin' Chair - Hoagy Carmichael/Louis Armstrong
Cobwebs And Strange - The Who
"and now, a MAD extra"
Nose Job (excerpt) - Alfred E. Neuman
Cobwebs And Strange (ending only) - The Who
Everybody Wants My Fanny - Benny Bell
Mule Skinner Blues - The Fendermen
Dinner With Drac (Part 2) - John Zacherle "The Cool Ghoul"
Smoke, Smoke, Smoke - Bobby (Boris) Pickett
Take an Indian to Lunch This Week (Pilgrim's Progress) - Stan Freberg
Under the Double Turkey (The Thanksgiving Story) - Stan Freberg
Surfin' Bird - The Trashmen
Surf Along (With Ned & Nelda) - Ned & Nelda
Tie Me Surfer Board Down, Sport - The Travelers
Wun'erful, Wun'erful! (Side Uh-One) - Stan Freberg
I Dream Of San Marino (excerpt, sped up at end) - Shep Fields & His Rippling Rhythm
Wun'erful, Wun'erful! (Side Uh-Two) - Stan Freberg
The Walnut Story - Edwin Whitney
I Dream Of San Marino (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
Timetable Blues - Captain Appleblossom
The Wayward Wind - Gogi Grant
I Love To Ride The Choo Choo Train - Ted Weems & the band
Freight Train Blues - Pete Cassell
I'm Moving On - Hank Snow
Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis
The Hawaiian Lei Song - Ruth Wallis
Laugh With Us (excerpt) - Weston & Young
Mummy Doesn't Live Here Anymore (The Chicken Song) - Tony & Nic & Their Highly-Trained Dancing Chickens
The Rangers Waltz - The Moms & Dads
Cement Mixer, Put-ti, Put-ti - Slim Gaillard
Direct Appeal - Django Reinhardt & Stephane Grappeli & The Quintet Of The Hot Club Of France
But Oh Could Hilda Cook - Ben Light & His Surf Club Boys
A Bee Gezindt - The Four King Sisters
Sepulveda - The King's Jesters
Los Angeles - Carroll & Gorman
The Greatest Broad-Jumper - Cliff Ferre w/ The Cafe Society Quintet
You Never Get Nowhere Holding Hands - The Happiness Boys
Chloe - Truett & George
Fog On The Hudson - Moondog
My Butcher Man - Memphis Minnie
Goodness Gracious Gracie - Eddie Walters
Push Out - Ethel Waters
The Chicken Walk - Hasil Adkins & His Happy Guitar
I Wish I Were A Fairy - John Ryan
The Gay Parade (excerpt) - Frank Luther
Sissy Man Blues - Pinewood Tom
Mannish Boy - Muddy Waters
CLOSING: Sugar Blues - Clyde McCoy
CLOSING: Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra