Dinner With Drac (Part 1) - John Zacherle "The Cool Ghoul"
Monster Shindig - Hanna-Barbera
Big Bad John - Jimmy Dean
Small Sad Sam - Phil McLean
Cracker Stacker - Bob Roubian
Masculine Women, Feminine Men - Frank Harris
Mrs. Pettibone - Dwight Fiske
Thank You So Much Mrs. Lowsborough Goodbee - Fred Astaire
Amen - Abe Lyman & His Californians f/ Rose Blane
Sound Museum - Ken Nordine
Je t'Aime, Moi Non Plus - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg
It's In The Book - Johnny Standley
Everybody's Truckin' - Modern Mountaineers
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas - Gayla Peevey
The Boa Constrictor Ate My Wife Last Night - Simon Stokes & The Black Whip Thrill Band
So The Bluebirds And The Blackbirds Got Together - Paul Whiteman's Rhythm Boys
I Wanna Haircut With A Moon On Top - Jimmy Boyd
Limburger Lover - Leona Anderson
Inka Dinka Doo (Decca version) - Jimmy Durante
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy - Andrews Sisters
Pine Top's Boogie Woogie - Pinetop Smith
Mr. Gallagher And Mr. Shean - Ed Gallagher & Al Shean
Laurel And Hardy Theme - Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
Arkansas Traveler - Len Spencer
Old MacDonald Had A Farm - Spike Jones & His City Slickers w/ Chorus
Gee Officer Krupke - West Side Story
What - Me Worry? - Alfred E. Neuman & His Furshlugginer Five [started at 33 1/3 rpm instead of 45 rpm]
Anything You Can Do - Ethel Merman & Ray Middleton
You'll Wonder Where The Yellow Went - Jumping Jacks
The Dinghy Song - Ruth Wallis
Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis
The Admiral's Daughter - Ruth Wallis
Hawaiian Lei Song - Ruth Wallis [skip in record]
His Little Wife Was With Him All The Time - S.H. Dudley
The Ballad Of Davy Crockett - Louis Armstrong
Duvid Crockett - Mickey Katz
Czarnina Kid (Lincoln Ave.) - Mad Man Michaels
Butcher Pete (Part I) - Roy Brown & His Mighty-Mighty Men
Sam, The Hot Dog Man - Lil Johnson
My Butcher Man - Memphis Minnie
I Wanna Hot Dog For My Roll - Butterbeans & Susie
Hold Tight (Want Some Sea Food Mama) - Fats Waller
Butcher Pete (Part II) - Roy Brown & His Mighty-Mighty Men
Pachalafaka - Soupy Sales
Are You A Turtle - George Gobel
Big Leg Emma - The Mothers Of Invention
The Imperial Grand Mother - Thorndike Pickledish
Baby Sittin' Boogie - Buzz Clifford
Harbor Lights - Swing And Sway With Sammy Kaye f/ Tony Alamo
When I Put On My Long White Robe - Bob Miller & His Hinky Dinkers
Be Prepared (original studio version) - Tom Lehrer
Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend - Marilyn Monroe [started at 45 rpm instead of 33 1/3, then restarted at correct speed]
EXTRA: Gloomy Sunday - Billie Holiday
#10 Nincompoops Have All The Fun - Yogi Yorgesson
Revolution 9 (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
#9 Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
#8 Pancho Lopez - Lalo Guerrero
#7 The Vatican Rag (w/ brief intro) - Tom Lehrer
#6 Big Bruce (promo version) - Steve Greenberg
#6 Big Bruce (stock version) - Steve Greenberg
#5 Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren
#4 Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
#3 Shaving Cream - Paul Wynn
#2 2001 Polka - Martin Mull & His Orchestra
#1 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
CLOSING: Go Go Pogo - Walt Kelly