William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Horses Don't Bet On People - Kay Kyser
Horses - Billy Jones
Cool Water - Sons Of The Pioneers
The Ash Grove - Harpo Marx
The Humphrey Bogart Rhumba - Freddy Martin
Celebrities Cake Walk - Allen & Grier
Nifty Fifties Blues - Jim Stafford
Gee Officer Krupke - West Side Story Original Cast
Hyena Baby - Allen & Grier
Saturday Afternoon Football - Bob & Ray
Hippety Hop - Allen & Grier
Split Level Head - Napoleon XIV
Hyena Baby (ending only) - Allen & Grier
Delicious! - Jim Backus
Don't You Feel My Leg - Blue Lu Barker
Come Up And See Me Sometime - Mae West
I'm The Sexiest Gal In Town - Ruth Wallis
Oh Dat Freeway System - Stan Freberg
Ballad Of Thunder Road - Robert Mitchum
Just Right Likker - Senator Sam
Mountain Dew - Grandpa Jones
Let's Reel And Rock - Big Bill
Is That Religion? - Cab Calloway
Fine Football Weather - Eddie Lawrence
Hockey Song - Stompin' Tom Connors
Basketball Bill - Allen & Grier
Booley Wooger - Prairie Ramblers
But Officer - Steve Allen
Prison Interior Decorator - Irving Taylor
Stars And Stripes Forever - Guckenheimer Saur Kraut Band
CONTEST: What movie is this an excerpt from the soundtrack of? Third caller wins a single with Casablanca soundtrack excerpts. (Answer: The Cocoanuts)
Monkey Doodle Doo - Cocoanuts soundtrack
Aba Daba Honeymoon - Debbie Reynolds & Carleton Carpenter
Ape Call - Nervous Norvus
Too Young - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
You Rascal You - Sammy Davis Jr.
Anoka Polka - Potato Bugs/Mullen Sisters
Feetball - Benny Rubin
Kaw-liga - Hank Williams
Casablanca - Dialogue
Polka Dotted Pollywampus - Clint Miller
Batman Riddles The Riddler - TV Soundtrack
Dirty Don - Don Bowman
Boogie - John Hartford
Boy Wonder I Love You - Burt Ward
The Death Of Little Kathy Fiscus - Jimmie Osborne
I Fell In Love With An Englishman - Sophia Loren
Grandpa's Grave - Peter Sellers
Oh What We Grow Down In Old Mexico - Crown City Four
Sparky And The Dawn Patrol - Baker & The Knightriders
Snootful Of Snow - Allen & Grier
The Elements (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
The Office Party - Jim Backus
Ballad Of The Camping Woodcutters - Allen & Grier
Why Is Thanksgiving - Benny Rubin
Pushcart Song - Wally Cox
Mummy Doesn't Live Here Anymore (The Chicken Song) - Tony & Nic & Their Highly-Trained Dancing Chickens
Buick LeSabre Dance - Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
Hernando's Hideaway - Archie Bleyer
Dragnet Goes To Kindergarten - Ricky Vera
There's A Hole In The Bucket - Harry Belafonte & Odetta
#10 Big Bruce - Steve Greenberg
#9 Shaving Cream - Paul Wynn
#8 Surfin' Bird (demented version) - The Trashmen
Happy Birthday To You (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento w/ Captain Chaos & Jungle Judy
#7 Birthday Cake Polka - Sheriff John
#6 Christmas Dragnet (Part I) - Stan Freberg w/ Daws Butler & Orchestra
#6 Christmas Dragnet (Part II) - Stan Freberg w/ Daws Butler & Orchestra
#5 The Martian Hop - The Ran-Dells
#4 Bumble Bee Invaded - Billy Mitchell
EXTRA: The Mope - Wild Man Fischer
#3 I Owe A Lot To Iowa Pot - Jerry Samuels
EXTRA: Euphoria - The Holy Modal Rounders
#2 Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#1 Bozo's Song - Pinto Colvig
CLOSING: Give Thanks - The Three Stooges