#50 Baby Let Me Bang Your Box - Doug Clark & The Nuts
#49 Hello D.J. (bleeped version) - Don Bowman
#48 Meet The Demento Gang - Shokus Hotline
#47 Derbytown - Old Ced Odom & Lil "Diamonds" Hardaway
#46 Theme From "Horse Feathers" - Harpo Marx
#45 2001 Polkas - Martin Mull
#44 Casablanca - Soundtrack Montage
#43 The Moustache Song - John Ryan
#42 Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones
#41 I Live In A Split Level Head - Napoleon XIV
#40 Through Thick And Thin - Vinegaroons
#39 The Mechanical Man - Bent Bolt & The Nuts
#38 Transfusion - Nervous Norvus
#37 Je T'Aime...Moi Non Plus - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg
#36 A Clean Song - Oscar Brand
#35 Martian Hop - The Ran-Dells
#34 Lydia, The Tattooed Lady - Groucho Marx
#33 The Whip - The Creeps
#32 Hot Nuts - Lil Johnson
#31 Dragnet Goes To Kindergarten - Ricky Vera [started at 33 1/3 rpm instead of 45 rpm]
#30 William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#29 Bozo's Song - Pinto Colvig
#28 The Twelve Days Of Christmas - The Mushroom Tab. Choir
#27 Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun
#26 Pancho Lopez - Lalo Guerrero
#25 Ain't We Crazy - Haywire Mac
#24 Big Ten-Inch Record - Moose Jackson
#23 Dueling Tubas - Martin Mull
#22 Nincompoops Have All The Fun - Yogi Yorgesson
#21 The Ballad Of Ben Gay - Ben Gay & The Silly Savages
#20 Knockers Up - Rusty Warren
#19 Everybody Wants My Fanny - Benny Bell
#18 Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren
EXTRA: The Drinking Man's Diet - Allan Sherman
#17 Christmas Balls - Ben Light & His Surf Club Boys
#16 Laurel & Hardy Theme (One Together Is Two) - Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
#15 I Owe A Lot To Iowa Pot - Jerry Samuels
#14 Delicious! - Jim Backus & Friend
#13 Ballad Of Walter Wart (Brrriggett)/It's Warts On The Flip Side That Counts - The Thorndike Pickledish Choir
EXTRA: The Interstate Is Coming Through My Outhouse - Billy Edd Wheeler
The Interstate Is Coming Through My Outhouse (ending only, backwards and forwards) - Billy Edd Wheeler
#12 Deteriorata - National Lampoon
EXTRA: Git Up Off'n The Floor, Hannah! or (A Bitter New Year's Eve) - Red Ingle & The Natural Seven
#11 Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny? - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
EXTRA: Legendary Chicken Fairy - Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan
#10 Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis
? - Green Apple Nasties
Revolution 9 (brief excerpt) - The Beatles
#9 Fat Dog Blues - Vinegaroons
EXTRA: Intoxicated Rat - The Dixon Brothers
#8 Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein [record skips near end]
Stacy Brown Got Two (brief accidental excerpt) - Shel Silverstein
#7 Who's On First - Abbott & Costello
EXTRA: Splish Splash - Bobby Darin
#6 The Vatican Rag (w/ brief intro) - Tom Lehrer
EXTRA: Pale Blues - Edard Nelson
#5 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
#4 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (Demented Mix) - Napoleon XIV
EXTRA: Happy New Year - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#3 Shaving Cream - Paul Wynn
EXTRA: Pine Top's Boogie Woogie - Pine Top Smith
EXTRA: Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy - Andrews Sisters
#2 Big Bruce - Steve Greenberg
EXTRA: You Can't Judge A Book By Its Hair - The Credibility Gap
#1 Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders