St. James Infirmary - Cab Calloway
I Like A Fun'ral - Michael Brown
Mildred, Our Choir Director - Rollo & Bolliver
Like A Bird - Florence Foster Jenkins
Let's Go Out To The Movies (excerpt) - Stanley Frits & The Korn Kobblers
Take Your Girlie To The Movies - Phil Harris
We Can't Sleep In The Movies Anymore - The Happiness Boys
Humphrey Bogart Rhumba - Freddy Martin & The Martin Men
The Big Movie Show In The Sky - Blue Barron
99 Bottles (excerpt) - Blenders
Red Light, Green Light - Engineer Bill
Surfin' Bird (demented version) - The Trashmen
When The Sun Comes Over Brewery (fade in) - Pat Wilfahrt/Whoopee John Wilfahrt
Twisted - Lambert, Hendricks & Ross
Cocaine Blues - Dave Van Ronk
Shine - Bing Crosby & The Mills Brothers
Wong Song - The Pearl Trio
Mystery Pacific - Quintet Of The Hot Club Of France
Jesus Christ, Football Star - Martin Mull
Hooty Saperticker - Barbara & The Boys
I'm My Own Grandpaw - Homer & Jethro
I'm Bugged At My Old Man - The Beach Boys
Rosie The Riveter - The Four Vagabonds
Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition - The Merry Macs
Over There - Enrico Caruso
The Cockeyed World - Minnie Wallace & The Nighthawks
Streakin' U.S.A. - Richard L. Clark
Joltin' Joe DiMaggio (brief excerpt) - Les Brown
Streakin' At The Streaker's Ball - New Streakers
Joltin' Joe Dimaggio - Les Brown [ending repeated]
The D-O-D-G-E-R-S Song (edit) - Danny Kaye
CONTEST: Who is singing the next song? Winner gets a copy of the previous record. (Answer: Carole King)
Short Mort - Carole King
The Red Back Spider - Slim Newton
Everybody Wants My Fanny - Benny Bell
The Bottom Of The Lake - The Travelers
Oh Johnny, Oh Johnny, Oh - Orrin Tucker's orchestra w/ Bonnie Baker
That Old Black Magic - Jimmy Savo
Five Minute Love Affair - Johnny Bond
Cigarette Blues - Bo Carter
Put The Bone In - Terry Jacks
Seasons In The Sun (brief excerpt) - Terry Jacks
'68 Nixon - Denver, Boise & Johnson
Franklin Roosevelt's Back Again - Bill Cox & Cliff Hobbs
Smut (w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
Keep It Clean - Charley Jordan
Dangerous Nan McGew - Helen Kane
Yosemite Sam - Mel Blanc
Boogie - John Hartford
Boogie (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
One Meat Ball - Jimmy Savo
Trumpeting Fool Voice Demo - Trumpeting Fool
The OKeh Laughing Record
Ugga Ugga Boo Ugga Boo Boo Ugga - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Short Dresses - Jay Jay Cameron w/ King David & The Parables
I Am The Friendly Doctor - Irving Caesar
My Doctor (w/ intro) - Bruz Fletcher
Operation Blues - Homer Clemons & His Swing-billies
Vespa Song - Maurice Chevalier
Black Denim Trousers - The Cheers
We Don't Wear Black Jackets - Buddy Mize [announced as Melva Murphy]
John Birch Society - Chad Mitchell Trio
The Trepidation Contest - anonymous
#10 Laura - Spike Jones & His Other Orchestra
#9 The Nixorcist - Perfectly Clear
#8 St. George And The Dragonet - Stan Freberg & Daws Butler
#7 Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun
#6 The Little Blue Man - Betty Johnson
#5 The Elements (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
#4 Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
EXTRA: Wally Ballou Visits A Glass Fruit Factory - Bob & Ray [started at 45 rpm instead of 33 1/3 rpm, then restarted]
#3 The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy
#2 Hello D.J. - Don Bowman
#1 Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
CLOSING: Pico And Sepulveda - Jon Schwartz