How Do You Do/Chesterfield spot - The Interwoven Pair
The Music Goes Round And Round - Tommy Dorsey & His Clambake Seven
Betty Boop Theme - Mae Questel
Polly Wolly Doodle - Mae Questel
Martian March - The Roto Gooter Good Time Christmas Band
Peter Cottontail - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Easter Parade (early fade) - Freddy Martin orchestra
April Showers - Al Jolson
Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head - Spike Jones, Jr.
By The Beautiful Sea - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Little White Duck - Burl Ives
The Duck's Yas Yas Yas - The Three Peppers
Chick, Chick, Chick, Chick, Chicken (excerpt) - Ted Weems
The Spider And The Fly - Bobby Christian & The Allen Sisters
Mr. Wu - George Formby
Nishimoto At The Bat - Harry Kari
Who's On First - Abbott & Costello
Daddy Played First Base - Homer & Jethro
The Hockey Song - Stompin' Tom Connors
Maple Leaf Rag - Scott Joplin
Three Little Fishies - Alec Templeton
Three Little Fishies - Spike Jones
train sounds
The Train - Lord Buckley
The 11:69 Express - Fred Duprez
Spanish Weed - Don Bowman
Cocaine - Hermione Gingold
Take A Whiff On Me - Leadbelly
If You're A Viper - Rosetta Howard/Harlem Hamfats
Reefer Head Woman - Jazz Gillum
Buick 59 - The Medallions
He'd Have To Get Under, Get Out And Get Under - Billy Murray
William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers f/ Doodles Weaver
Billy Sunday
Asleep In The Deep - Al Jolson
The Vidiot - Ken Nordine
The Fang - Nervous Norvus
White Fang - Soupy Sales
The Thing - Phil Harris
Salt - Fletcher Peck
Bidding McGraw - Carlton Showband
Never Gonna Dance - Fred Astaire
The Funniest Song In The World - Groucho Marx
My School Days - Stan Ross
Chaos - Arbogast & Ross
The Ash Grove - Harpo Marx
The Barber Of Schlemiel - Mickey Katz
Point Of Order - Stan Freberg & Daws Butler
I'm No Communist - Grandpa Jones
? (brief accidental excerpt) - ?
Pinto Pony - Oscar Brand
Don't You Feel My Leg - Blue Lu Barker
The Mustache Song - John Ryan
The Ballad Of Ben Gay - Ben Gay
Big Ten Inch Record - Moose Jackson
Charleston - Paul Whiteman
Forty-Second St. - soundtrack
London Pride - Noel Coward
San Francisco - Jeanette McDonald
Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra
#10 There Was A Fungus Among Us - Terry Noland
#9 Eleanor Rigby - Doodles Weaver
#8 Seven Old Ladies Locked In A Lavatory - Oscar Brand
#7 Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
#6 Bozo Song - Pinto Colvig
#5 Nincompoops Have All The Fun - Yogi Yorgesson
#4 The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy
#3 Hello D.J. - Don Bowman
#2 Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#1 Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
Birthday Cake Polka - Sheriff John