Tim-Tay-Shun - Red Ingle & The Natural Seven
I Like You, You're Silly - Two Ton Baker
Polly Wolly Doodle - Mae Questel
Mention My Name In Sheboygan - Beatrice Kay
The Vacation Song - Ruth Wallis
Pico And Sepulveda (brief accidental excerpt) - Jon Schwartz
Christopher Columbus - Fats Waller
Please, Mr. Columbus - Lou Monte
Down In Jungle Town - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Zulu Drake - Charlie Drake
Dr. Demento theme - The Persuasions
The Night The Lights Stayed On In Pittsburgh - The Credibility Gap
Cocaine Blues - Freddy Countryman
The Rubber Room - Porter Wagoner
Autumn In New York - Jonathan & Darlene Edwards
Clink, Clink, Another Drink - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Pink Elephants - Jim Harkins & His Pennsylvania Collegians
Martian Gin - Maffers
Little Space Girl - Jesse Lee Turner
Shine - Bing Crosby/Mills Brothers
Too Fat Polka - Andrews Sisters
Huggin' And Chalkin' - Clancy Hayes/Bob Scobey's Frisco Band
Little Man - Logan Smith
Let Me Call You Sweetheart - Laurel & Hardy
Deep Night - Rudy Vallee
I Faw Down And Go Boom - Jack Smith
Little Orley's Barn Dance - Lumpy Brannum
In A Mist - Bix Beiderbecke
Thrust Into The Enemy Rear (background only) - Military Band Of The Chinese People's Liberation Army
letters [KMET version only?]
Seattle Hunch - Jelly Roll Morton [KZOK version only]
Boogie - John Hartford (w/ Jungle Judy duet and v/o)
Pinetop's Boogie Woogie - Pinetop Smith
Wun'erful, Wun'erful - Stan Freberg
The Quest For Bridey Murphy (brief accidental excerpt) - Stan Freberg
Tiger Moan - State Street Ramblers
Whatcha Gonna Do When There Ain't No Jazz - Flo Bert
Dum Dot Song - Korn Kobblers
Avocado - Andrews Sisters
Eccch! - The Mad Show
Hula Cop Hop - Sterling Mossman
His Majesty The Policeman - Lord Buckley
Captain Gorgeous - Jimmy Bowen
The Village Gossips (excerpt with Rube From A High Grass Town song) - Cal Stewart/Steve Porter
42nd Street - soundtrack
The Maharajah Of Magador - Vaughn Monroe/Ziggy Talent
Siam - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Abner The Baseball - Eddie Lawrence
Dirty Don - Don Bowman
He's So Unusual - Helen Kane
That Old Black Magic - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
John And Marsha - Stan Freberg
Pussy, Pussy, Pussy - The Light Crust Doughboys
The Cute Canine - anonymous
The Chest X-Ray Song - Nellie Lutcher
The Son Of Irving - Frank Gallop
Highly Illogical - Leonard Nimoy
Birthday Cake Polka - Sheriff John
#10 My Old Flame - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#9 Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
#8 Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#7 The Ballad Of Irving ("schlepping" version) - Frank Gallop
EXTRA: The Crusher - The Novas
#6 Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks
#5 The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy
#4 Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
#3 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
#2 Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#1 Nixon's The One - Kathryn & Duffy & The Enemies List
CLOSING: Baby Elephant Walk - Lawrence Welk & His Orchestra