Let Me Play With It - Hartman's Hartbreakers/Betty Lou
Go Go Pogo - Walt Kelly
Summertime, Summertime - The Jamies
The Good Time Girl - Patty Andrews
Don't Give A Dose (early fade) - Shel Silverstein
Crazy Mixed Up Song - Peter Lind Hayes & Mary Healy
Daffy Duck's Rhapsody - Mel Blanc
Run, Rabbit, Run - Flanagan & Allen
Donkey Serenade - Allan Jones
Gentry's Gin - Doodles Weaver
Cool Water - Sons Of The Pioneers
Hoppy's Good Luck Coin - Hopalong Cassidy (William Boyd)
I Like The Wide Open Spaces - Arthur Godfrey & Laurie Anders
Pinto Pony - Oscar Brand
Pistol Packin' Mama - Bing Crosby/Andrews Sisters
Hostility Rag - Jack E. Leonard
How D'ye Do And Shake Hands - Danny Kaye/Jimmy Durante/Jane Wyman/Groucho Marx
Dr. Demento theme - The Persuasions
I Had But Fifty Cents - R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders
D-O-D-G-E-R-S - Danny Kaye
Jesus Christ Football Star - Martin Mull
The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley
The Reluctant Cannibal (w/ intro) - Flanders & Swann
The Broadway New York Song - anonymous
Squaws Along The Yukon - Hank Thompson & His Brazos Valley Boys
Letters
Patzo For Pizza - Gaylords [stick in record]
Wurzel Fudge - Ian Whitcomb
2001 Fools - Trumpeting Fool
Son Of Irving - Frank Gallop
Oh, Seymour - Smitty Williams
Let's Do It - Noel Coward
Kiwi Bump - R. Crumb Cheap Suit Serenaders
As Time Goes By (w/ intro from movie) - Dooley Wilson
We're The Mouseketeers - Mousketeers
Let's All Sing Like The Birdies Sing - Ben Bernie & orchestra
Mary Ann McCarthy - Norris The Troubadour
You Can't Judge A Book By It's Hair - Credibility Gap
My Mammy - Al Jolson (w/ Abe Lyman & His Orchestra)
Show Me The Way To Go Home - Frank Crumit
Anoka Polka - Potato Bugs/Mullen sisters
My Home Town (original studio version) - Tom Lehrer
Hog Killin' Day In Georgia - Gid Tanner, Riley Pickett, Fate Norris, etc.
Cockroach Stomp - Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan
Remember Your Name And Address - Frank Luther
Airport Patrol - Fabulous Deluxe Bros.
Lydia, The Tattooed Lady (excerpt) - Groucho Marx
I'm Tired - Madeline Kahn
Mr. President - Dickie Goodman
Lydia, The Tattooed Lady - Groucho Marx
Transfusion - Nervous Norvus
Get A Load Of This - R. Crumb Cheap Suit Serenaders
I Don't Want To Go To Bed - Ambrose & His Orchestra
Ying Tong Song - The Goons
Purple Haze - Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
Used Car Dealer Blues - Cal Worthington
#10 Ballad Of Ben Gay - Ben Gay & The Silly Savages
#9 When Lulu's Gone - The Bang Boys
#8 Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis
#7 Deteriorata - National Lampoon
#6 Eleanor Rigby - Doodles Weaver
#5 Serenade To Jerk - Spike Jones
#4 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (Demented mix) - Napoleon XIV
#3 Hooray For Captain Spaulding (edit of movie & album versions) - Groucho Marx
#2 Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
#1 Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun
CLOSING: New Hope Rag - George Winston
next week: Fifty Years Of Dementia
in two weeks: Jungle Judy's birthday