OPENING: Pico And Sepulveda - Jon Schwartz
Boy Wonder, I Love You - Burt Ward
On The Good Ship Lollipop - Shirley Temple
I'm Popeye The Sailor Man - Billy Costello
Gitarzan - Ray Stevens
His Little Wife Was With Him All The Time - S. H. Dudley
Mrs. Yohnson, Turn Me Loose - Yogi Yorgesson w/ Johnny Duffy & The Scandahoovians
The Wild, Wild Women - Spike Jones
Booley Wooger - Prairie Ramblers
Hector - Jerry Colonna/Rhythm Wreckers
The Garbage Collector In Beverly Hills - Irving Taylor
The Garbage Man - Harlem Hamfats
Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
The Ballad Of Ole Svenson - Yogi Yorgesson
Eddie, Are You Kidding - The Mothers
Sam, You Made The Pants Too Long - Ziggy Talent
Flat Foot Floogee/Big Noise From Winetka - Slim Gaillard/Bam Brown
Baby Scratch My Back (excerpt/background) - Dino, Desi & Billy
There's A Brand New Baby At Our House - Desi Arnaz [skip at beginning of record]
Feet Up - Guy Mitchell
Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren
Dancing My Fannie Around - Tiny Hill
Zummelweiss Beer
Beer Beer Botla Beer - A. C. Ducey
Gentry's Gin - Doodles Weaver
The Man On The Flying Trapeze - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Home In Pasadena - Al Jolson
The Old Maids' Ball - Ezra & The Hoosier Hot Shots
The Love-In - Sheb Wooley
Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun
In An 18th Century Drawing Room - Raymond Scott Quintet
I'd Like To Be A Cow In Switzerland - Mary McGoon
Mention My Name In Sheboygan - Beatrice Kay
Trail Of The Lonesome Pine - Laurel & Hardy
Eleanor Rigby - Doodles Weaver
Mama Don't Allow It - Ozzie Nelson & His Orchestra
Too Young - Spike Jones
Let's Misbehave - Irving Aaronson & The Commanders
Lil Orley And The Bubble Gum - Uncle Lumpy
Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis
Where Did Robinson Crusoe Go With Friday On Saturday Night - Al Jolson
Hooray, Hooray, I'm Going Away - Beatrice Kay
The Noon Balloon The Rangoon - Nervous Norvus
Jeepers Creepers - Louis Armstrong
Lavender Cowboy - Johnny Boyle
Blood On The Saddle - Tex Ritter
Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport - Rolf Harris
Gasoline Gus And His Jitney Bus - Billy Murray
Prosperity Is Just Around Which Corner? - Carson Robison
Turn On The Heat (excerpt) - Earl Burtnett & His Los Angeles Biltmore Orchestra
Hallelujah, I'm A Bum - Haywire Mac
Smoke On The Water - Bob Wills/Tommy Duncan
- - - - Tony Snell
Route 86 - George Garabedian
How D'Ye Do And Shake Hands - Groucho Marx, Jane Wyman, Jimmy Durante, & Danny Kaye
#10 Hippety Hop - Allen & Grier
#9 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
#8 Freda, My Clam Digger Sweetheart - Yogi Yorgesson
#7 The Saga Of Rex - Doug Clark & The Hot Nuts
#6 Delicious! - Jim Backus & Friend
#5 Walter Wart, The Freaky Frog/It's Warts On The Flip Side That Counts - The Thorndike Pickledish Pacifist Choir
#4 Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
#3 Big Bruce - Steve Greenberg
#2 A Clean Song - Oscar Brand
#1 Shaving Cream - Paul Wynn
Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
(I'm A Fool For) Beans - Fletcher Peck Trio
CLOSING: Pico And Sepulveda - Jon Schwartz