Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Pink Elephants - Tom Berwick
The Drunkard Song (There Is A Tavern In The Town) - Rudy Vallee
Wasn't That A Mighty Day When The Needle Hit The Ground - Mike & Maggie
She's Goin' Bald - The Beach Boys
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - "Little" Jimmy Dickens
Argument - Monty Python
Knock Knock (Who's There?) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
The Ball Game - Miss Ray Cox
Hungry Women - Eddie Cantor
Cigareetes, Whuskey, And Wild, Wild Women - Red Ingle & The Natural Seven
Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport - Rolf Harris
The Flies Crawled Up The Window - The Blue Lyres
I Didn't Know The Gun Was Loaded - Hank Fort
Dead - The Poets
Never Swat A Fly - Jim Kweskin & The Jug Band
Silent "e" - Tom Lehrer
Them Poems: Them Sticker Getters/Them Hog Liver Likers/Them Duck Pluckers/Them Moose Goosers - Jim Connor
#10 Puttin' On The Ritz - Young Frankenstein
EXTRA: Tiger Rag - Art Tatum
#9 I Want My Baby Back - Jimmy Cross
#8 Big Bruce - The Country Gentlemen
EXTRA: I'm No Fool - Jiminy Crickett
#7 The Crusher - The Novas
#6 Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks
#5 Highly Illogical - Leonard Nimoy
#4 Poisoning Pigeons In The Park - Tom Lehrer
#3 Spam - Monty Python
#2 Who's On First (slightly edited) - Abbott & Costello
EXTRA: Everyone Says I Love You - Groucho Marx
#1 The Dr. Demento "They're Coming To Take Me Away" Salad - Napoleon XIV, The Emperor, Josephine XIII, Henry IX, Josephine XV