Lydia The Tattooed Lady - Groucho Marx
Take Me Out To The Bullfight - Lalo Guerrero
Pass The Udder Udder - Stan Freberg
Gooseberries And Billberries - Ivor Cutler
The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley
Singin' In The Bathtub - Dick Robertson
The Alphabet Song - The Three Stooges
Summertime, Summertime - The Jamies
Let Me Call You Sweetheart - Laurel & Hardy
Kaw-Lija - Hank Williams
The Freckle Song - Larry Vincent & His Look Out Boys
Almost Degraded - The Cornball Express
Leader Of The Laundromat - The Detergents
Uncle Josh In A Chinese Laundry - Cal Stewart
Old Man Atom - Sam Hinton
Stars And Stripes Forever - The Guckenheimer Sour Kraut Band
Alvin For President - David Seville & The Chipmunks
You Went The Wrong Way, Old King Louie - Allan Sherman
Knights Of The Round Table (Camelot Song) - Monty Python
They're Here - Boots Walker
Chederanian National Anthem - Mystic Knights Of The Oingo Boingo
Twinkle Twinkle, Little Earth - Leonard Nimoy
Martian March - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
March Of The Brain Cells - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
They're Here (reprise) - Boots Walker
The Martian Hop - The Ran-Dells
#10 Highly Illogical - Leonard Nimoy
#9 Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#8 Who's On First (slightly edited) - Abbott & Costello
EXTRA: The Seat May Still Be Up - Jackie Kannon
#7 Deteriorata - National Lampoon
#6 The Ballad Of Irving ("schlepping" version) - Frank Gallop
Most Demented City - Oklahoma City, Oklahoma: [no song played]
Second Most Demented City - Indianapolis, Indiana: [no song played]
Third Most Demented City (tie) - Seattle, Washington: [no song played]
Third Most Demented City (tie) - Luck, Wisconsin: [no song played]
#5 Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun
#4 Spam - Monty Python
#3 The Masochism Tango (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
#2 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
EXTRA: Rubber Biscuit - The Chips
#1 The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati (missing spoken outro) - Possum
[transcribed by Annie Sattler; thanks to Mike Kieffer for supplying the playlist]