I Want To Be Evil - Eartha Kitt
I'm The Sexiest Gal In Town - Ruth Wallis
Ballad Of Marilyn Monroe - Shenandoah Three
Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend - Marilyn Monroe
Eloise - Kay Thompson
Lizzie Borden - Chad Mitchell Trio
My Son The Vampire - Allan Sherman
Hog Killing Day - Gid Tanner, Riley Pickett, C. McMichen, L. Stokes, F. Norris
And The Bull Walked Around Olay - Stan Kenton
Hostility Rag - Jack E. Leonard
Nincompoops Have All The Fun - Yogi Yorgesson
Ain't We Crazy - Haywire Mac
Anything You Can Do - Betty Hutton
Man Smart (Woman Smarter) - Harry Belafonte
Proud New Father - Johnny Standley
Baby Feet Go Pitter Patter - Abe Lyman's California Orchestra
Baby Face - Jan Garber/Benny Davis
Merry Go Round - Wild Man Fischer
The TV Man - Jim Backus
The Circus Song - Spike Jones
Speck - Larry Verne
Everybody's Makin' It Big But Me - Shel Silverstein
Baby It's Cold Outside - Louis Armstrong/Velma Middleton
Big Ten Inch Record - Bull Moose Jackson
Do Ya Wanna - Stutz Ashby Tuxedo Serenaders
Beans In My Ears - Serendipity Singers
Beans - Fletcher Peck
Artichokes - Tex Williams
Olives - Bert Van Cleve
I Love Onions - Susan Christie
Hawaiian Lei Song - Ruth Wallis
Ukulele Lady - Frank Crumit
My Little Grass Shack In Kealekekua, Hawaii - Dorothy Lamour
Hawaiian War Chant - Andy Iona
Hawaiian War Chant (Ta-Hu-Wa-Hu-Wai) - Spike Jones & His Wacky Wakakians
Derbytown - Old Ced Odom & Lil "Diamonds" Hardaway
South Of The Border - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
"Big Apple" Montage - Tommy Dorsey/Edythe Wright/Ben Selvin/Robert Shaw (original cast, On The Town)/Gordon Jenkins ("Manhattan Tower")/Boswell Sisters/Lullaby Of Broadway - Winifred Shaw (from Gold Diggers Of 1935)/Cab Calloway/several anonymous artists
Calls + Letters
The Loos Of England - Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich
The Eighth Wonder Of The World - Larry Storch
Japanese Banana - David Seville
Moustache Song - John Ryan
The Toad Song - Don Lawrence
Calls + Letters
Mama Inez - Havana Novelty Orchestra
You Can't Get Drunk Dear - Bob Stewpot Johnson & Freddie Bradish
Horrible Breath - Fresh
Big Leg Emma - The Mothers Of Invention
My Little Old Shack In Minneapolis, Minnesota - Yogi Yorgesson w/ Johnny Duffy & The Scandahoovians
Oshkosh - Dale Wimbrow, the Del-Mar-Va Songster & Rubeville Tuners
It's Noisy Out In Boise Idaho - King's Jesters
Stick It, Shove It, Stuff It - Ben Light
San Fernando Valley - Roy Rogers
What Did They Do To Old L.A. - Lynn Foulkes & The Rubber Band
When Veronica Plays Her Harmonica - Kay Kyser/Gloria Wood
La Brea Tar Pits - Dom Franco & Payload
Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra
#10 Los Angeles, Los Angeles - The Zanies
#9 The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy
#8 Hot Dog Boogie - The Singing Dogs
#7 Meet The Demento Gang - Phunfone
#6 The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati - Possum
#5 Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
#4 Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman
#3 Four Letter Words - Oscar Brand
#2 Deteriorata - National Lampoon
#1 El Monte - Llyn Foulkes & The Rubber Band