Engineer Bil Theme - Engineer Bill
Middle Of The House - Rusty Draper
Ode To The Little Brown Shack Out Back - Billy Edd Wheeler
Madeira, M'Dear? (w/ intro) - Flanders & Swann
The Tinkle Song (edit) - Swing And Sway With Sammy Kaye [skip near end of record]
Belly Up To The Bar, Boys - Guy Lombardo/Stan Kenton/Nelson Riddle/Billy May
Pink Elephants (excerpt) - Guy Lombardo & His Royal Canadians
Pink Elephants (excerpt) - Tom Berwick
The Drunkard Song - Rudy Vallee
Another Puff - Jerry Reed
Cuddles Commercial - Blink Rotinjail
I Can't Quit Cigarettes - Jimmy Martin
Cigareetes, Whuskey And Wild Wild Woman - Red Ingle
The Ball Game - Miss Ray Cox
Hungry Women - Eddie Cantor
I Wanna Hot Dog For My Roll - Butterbeans & Susie
Who Put The Turtle In Myrtle's Girdle - Western Melody Makers
When The Needle Hit The Ground - Mike & Maggie
Cocaine - Dick Justice
Brain Damage - Brewer & Shipley
Take An Old Cold Tater - Jimmie Dickens
Blackstrap Molasses - Groucho Marx, Danny Kaye, Jane Wyman, Jimmy Durante
Come Unto Me - Aimee Semple McPherson
Aimee McPherson - Pete Seeger
Jesus Is Easy - Martin Mull
I Said My Pajamas - Ray Bolger/Ethel Merman
Loving You Has Made Me Bananas (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento w/ Jungle Judy
Classified - C.W. McCall
Poetry
The Trekkies Are Coming To Town, Oh No! (listener poem) - Dr. Demento
Abba Zaba - Captain Beefheart
It's A Scream How Levine Does The Rhumba - Ruth Wallis
Knock Knock - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Sweet Violets #2 - Sweet Violet Boys
Elmer And The Bear - Phil Harris
Argument Clinic - Monty Python
Let's Bury The Hatchet - Arthur Fields
Istanbul - The Four Lads
Mr. Wu - George Formby
Wong Song - Ray Bourbon
Them Poems - Jim Connor
Hello DJ - Don Bowman
A Girl Named Harry - Joni Credit
Scatterbrain (excerpt) - Frankie Masters & His Orchestra
Bridget The Midget - Ray Stevens
Gee Baby, Ain't I Good To You - McKinney's Cotton Pickers
I Took My Harp To A Party - Gracie Fields
I Took My Organ To The Party - Larry Vincent
Dirty Old Man - Jim Backus
The Girl In 510 - Carlton The Doorman
Swap Meet Mama - Big Bear Boogie Band
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - Jimmie Dickens
Nova - The Holy Modal Rounders
Martian March (album version) - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
We're Off To Catalina (excerpt) - Don Ricardo
Avalon Town (excerpt) - Colonial Club Orchestra f/ Scrappy Lambert
Avalon (excerpt) - Al Jolson
Santa Catalina (Island Of Romance) (excerpt) - Freddy Martin
26 Miles - The Four Preps
L.A. Freeway Song - Peter Alsop
Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra
La Brea Tar Pits - Dom Franco & Payload
La Brea Tar Pit Blues - Sod
Fat Boys Can Make It In Santa Monica (w/ intro) - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
East L.A. - Bob Arlin
#10 Dragnet Goes To Kindergarten - Ricky Vera
EXTRA: Let Me Call You Sweetheart - Laurel & Hardy
#9 Inflationary Language - Victor Borge
#8 Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
#7 You Went The Wrong Way, Old King Louie - Allan Sherman
#6 The Son Of Irving - Frank Gallop
#5 Rosie Don't Bang On The Piano - Cliff Ferre
Eh Cumpari (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
#4 Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun (w/ interjections by Dr. Demento)
#3 The Dr. Demento "They're Coming To Take Me Away" Salad - Napoleon XIV, The Emperor, Josephine XIII, Henry IX, Josephine XV, noelopaN VIX
#2 Sidewalk Surfin' - Jan & Dean
#1 Ed Barbara - Big Daddy
next week: Christmas in June
Old Time Movies - The Chapins