Sparky & The Dawn Patrol - Baker & The Knight Riders
That Scares The Hell Out Of Me - John Stuckey & His Magic Cowboy Band
Ya Gotta Be A Football Hero (early fade) - The Crew Cuts
I'm A Cheer Leader - Dave Franklin & Franklinsteins
Golden Gridiron Boy - Randy Newman
I'm Gonna Play In The Varsity Band (excerpt) - Clyde McCoy
Fight Fiercely Harvard (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
Jungle Judy's Gone But Merry Mary's Here (poem by Joe Moore of Granada Hills) - read by Captain Chaos & Dr. Demento
The Dinghy Song - Ruth Wallis
The Biggest Aspidastra In The World (original version) - Gracie Fields
In London - Laurel & Hardy
From The Indies To The Andies In His Undies - The Hoosier Hot Shots
Has Anybody Seen My Dog - Grover & Marty
I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat - Mel Blanc
April Showers (w/ intro) - Doodles Weaver
The Deepest Shelter In Town - Florence Desmond
Timothy - The Buoys
High School U.S.A. (Los Angeles Area/Seattle - Portland/Minneapolis-St. Paul) - Tommy Facenda
I'm Gonna Dance With The Guy What Brung Me - Vaughn De Leath & Frank Harris
French Mistake - Mel Brooks
She Dances With Meat - Connie con Carne
Take Me Out To The Bullfight - Lalo Guerrero
Gooey Duck Song - Pierymplezak
Keep Venice Nude - Harry "The Hipster" Gibson
Bumble Bee Invaded - Billy Mitchell
Banana Kiss - Ralph Edwards
Juanita Banana - The Peels
Juanita Banana (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
The Bumper Sticker Song (live w/ intro) - Larry Groce
It Does Not Pay To Be Hip - Shel Silverstein
I Get A Kick Outa Corn (excerpt) - Ford Leary & His Boys
Corn Classic Of The Week: When My Baby Smiles At Me - Ted Lewis
Turn Your Head Sweetheart - Hawthorne
They're Here - Boots Walker [w/ intro from syndicated show #56, 1975]
Chederanian Natural Anthem - The Mystic Knights Of The Oingo Boingo
The Little Space Girl - Jesse Lee Turner
March Of The Brain Cells - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
Letters
On The Good Ship Lollipop - Shirley Temple
The Blue Memo - Bob & Ray
The Night The Lights Stayed On In Pittsburgh - The Credibility Gap
Laffin' At The Funnies - Ruby Newman
Laughin' In Rhythm - Slim & Slam
loon sound effect
The Lady From 29 Palms - Tony Pastor
Headin' For Hesperia - F. X. McDonald Jr.
San Fernando Valley - Four King Sisters
The Belle Of Bellflower (excerpt) - Jere Blanchard & The Stable Boys
The Anaheim, Azusa And Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review And Timing Association - Jan & Dean
Mama Inez (excerpt) - Nappy Lamare's Levee Loungers
"You just said the magic word!" - Dr. Demento (double speed)
Mama Inez (brief excerpt) - Nappy Lamare's Levee Loungers
Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra
The L.A. Freeway Song (brief accidental excerpt) - Peter Alsop
#10 Split Level Head - Napoleon XIV
#9 Reefer Man - Cab Calloway & His Orchestra
#8 Mr. Jaws - Dickie Goodman
Smoke On The Water (brief in-studio vocalization) - Dr. Demento
#7 Respect - Bobby Pickett
EXTRA: Duke Of Ook (excerpt) - Alan Seidler
#6 Who's On First (minor edit) - Abbott & Costello
#5 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
#4 Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
#3 Big Bruce - Steve Greenberg
#2 Waffle Whiffer - Brad Stanfield
#1 Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman