Twinkle Twinkle Little Earth - Leonard Nimoy
The Laughing Gnome - David Bowie
The Old Man Of The Mountain - Chick Bullock/Waring's Pennsylvanians
The Elements (live) - Tom Lehrer
Gnu Song - Flanders & Swann
Hyena Baby - Allen & Grier
Laughing Records
hyena sound effects
Surfin' On A Swingin' Swoiree - Norris The Troubadour
Patricia (background only) - Perez Prado
It's Sister Ginny's Turn To Throw The Bomb - The Glencoves
The Trial - Herb B. Lou & The Legal Eagles
Dragnet Polka (excerpt) - Tune Toppers
Dragnet Goes To Kindergarten - Ricky Vera
What Are You Squawkin' About - Carson Robison
Don't Let It Burn - Brad Stanfield
Je T'Aime (Moi Non Plus) - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg
Look Out There's A Monster Coming - The Bonzo Dog Band
The Tomato Vendetta - Mason Williams
Cheese Boogie Deluxe - Oosik Music Co.
Sam, The Hot Dog Man - Lil Johnson
Tacos For Two - Lalo Guerrero
Patso For Pizza - Gaylords
El Pizza - Dudley
Ling Ting Tong - Five Keys
Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce
Cheesecake - Louis Armstrong
Popsicle - Jan & Dean
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow/Nanook Rubs It - Frank Zappa
Grow Mrs. Goldfarb - Allan Sherman
Pass Around The Bottle And We'll All Take A Drink - Gid Tanner/Riley Puckett
I Wear My Pink Pajamas (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento [sung over above record]
Black Bear Road - C. W. McCall
The End Of A Symphony - Allan Sherman
The Black And Blue Danube Waltz - Spike Jones
Sarah Jane - Tune Wranglers
Seven Come Eleven - Rusty Draper
Pistol Packin' Mama - Al Dexter & His Troopers
Respect - Bobby Pickett
Ed Barbara - Big Daddy
The Cute Canine - Ben Light
Atchoo - Joey Faye
Give Me A Ukulele, And A Ukulele Baby - National Male Quartet
With My Little Ukulele In My Hand - George Formby
Let Me Play With It - Betty Lou w/ Hartman's Heartbreakers
Bring Back The Fifties - Robert Klein
Mickey Mouse Mambo - Anonymous
W-P-L-J - Four Deuces
Jungle Rhythm - James Dean
Jungle Boogie - Roto Rooter Band
Tiger Rag - Freddie "Schnickelfritz" Fisher
Loving Me - Vinnie Zipperton
The Last Blast of The Blasted Bugler (short version) - Phil Cammarata etc.
October In Oxnard - Dave Hungate
The Day The Rains Came (excerpt) - Jane Morgan(?)
The Contest - Anonymous
#10 Delicious! - Jim Backus & Friend
#9 Argument Clinic - Monty Python
#8 The Ballad Of Ben Gay - Ben Gay & His Silly Savages
#7 You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie - Allan Sherman
#6 Do Ya Wanna - Stutz Ashby Tuxedo Serenaders
#5 Dragnet Goes To Kindergarten - Ricky Vera
EXTRA: School Day - Chuck Berry
#4 Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman
#3 Waffle Whiffer - Brad Stanfield
Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star (poem by Joe Moore) (live in studio) - read by Dr. Demento
Dear Merry Mary (poem by Richard Booth) (live in studio) - read by Dr. Demento
Advice To The Lovelorn (poem by Twilight) (live in studio) - read by Dr. Demento
#1 (tie) Mr. Jaws - Dickie Goodman
#1 (tie) Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren