Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
How Fights Start In Saloons - Cyril Smith (intro by Rudy Vallee)
Mad Dogs And Englishmen - Noel Coward
I've Fallen In Love With Alvin - Emily
Alvin For President - David Seville
We'll Ride With Nixon - Pied Pipers
Gee, It's Tough To Be A Skunk - Ziggy Talent
Dead Skunk - Loudon Wainwright III
The Frozen Logger - The Weavers
The Walnuts - Ronnie Allen
The Kinky Kids Parade - Duncan Sisters
The Music Goes Round And Round - Tommy Dorsey & His Orchestra
Scares The Hell Outa Me - John Stuckey & His Magic Cowboy Band
Mr. Ghost Goes To Town - 5 Jones Boys
Midnight Stroll - The Revels
Hallowe'en Spooks - Lambert, Hendricks & Ross
Monster Mash - Bobby (Boris) Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers
wolves howling sfx
Anne Boleyn - Stanley Holloway
Dinner With Drac - John Zacherle "The Cool Ghoul"
The Spider And The Fly - Bobby Christian & The Allen Sisters
Grim Grinning Ghosts - Walt Disney Haunted Mansion [fades in]
"I don't want to kill you, I just want your brains"
Haunted House - Johnny Fuller
Redback On The Toilet Seat - Slim Newton
Little Guppy - Ozzie Nelson
Fish License/Eric The Half A Bee - Monty Python
Submarine Race - Danny & Gwen
Do Something - Helen Kane
Hello Mary Lou (brief in-studio performance) - Captain Chaos
Hello Mary Lou (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
Too Fat Polka - Andrews Sisters
Hold Tight - Fats Waller
Mother Goose's Wine - National Lampoon
Tell It To Me - Tenneva Ramblers
Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce
When You Smoke Tobacco - Sheldon & James
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette) - Tex Williams
I Can't Quit Cigarettes - Jimmy Martin
Cigarette Blues - Bo Carter
Another Puff - Jerry Reed
At The Tobacconists - anonymous
With Men Who Know Tobacco Best (It's Women Two To One) - Tex Williams
Hooray, Hooray, I'm Goin' Away - Beatrice Kay
It's Sister Ginny's Turn To Throw The Bomb - The Glencoves
Tickle Kitzel - Mickey Katz
Big Ten-Inch Record - Bull Moose Jackson
The Garbage Collector In Beverly Hills - Irving Taylor
Call Of The Freaks - Washboard Rhythm Kings
The Visitors - Monty Python
Dance Of The Hours - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Ode To The Little Shack Out Back - Billy Edd Wheeler
I'm A Specialist - Frank Crumit
Legend Of Jesse James - New Society Band
Animal Crackers In My Soup - Shirley Temple
Timothy - The Buoys
Li'l Orley And Pancake - Uncle Lumpy
You Got Your Baby Back - The Mystic Knights Of The Oingo Boingo
You Got Your Baby Back (brief accidental excerpt) - The Mystic Knights Of The Oingo Boingo
#10 Split Level Head - Napoleon XIV
#9 Spam - Monty Python
#8 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
#7 Get A Load Of This - R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders
EXTRA: Cheese Boogie Deluxe - Oosik Music Co.
#6 Mr. Jaws - Dickie Goodman [started at 33 1/3 rpm instead of 45 rpm, then recued and played again from beginning at correct speed]
#5 Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
#4 The Walnuts - Ronnie Allen
Waffle Whiffer (brief in-studio performances) - Captain Chaos & Merry Mary
#3 Waffle Whiffer - Brad Stanfield
EXTRA: Molasses, Molasses - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
EXTRA: Dirty Old Man (w/ intro) - Jim Backus
#1 (tie) The Ballad Of Ben Gay - Ben Gay & The Silly Savages
Who Put the Benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine (brief accidental excerpt, background only) - Harry "The Hipster" Gibson
#1 (tie) Lumberjack Song/Monty Python Theme (Live At Drury Lane) - Monty Python